[Coming soon: What Am I to Do with a Demon King Who Spoils Me So Much? and I Might Die If I Don't Say Something Dirty [Book Transmigration]. Check out my author page!]
A fashionable rapper, Xiao A, is hospitalized after a car accident. An old man is in the bed next to his.
The old man loves listening to crosstalk and plays it nonstop on his radio. After seven days and seven nights, Xiao A is nearly in tears from how corny it is. At last the old man is discharged. Xiao A is just about to open his hip-hop playlist and cleanse his ears when he notices that the man in the corner bed, who'd been unconscious, has woken up.
The man is handsome and refined, but terribly arrogant. He keeps a cold expression the whole time, his gaze at Xiao A sharp and distant.
But when he speaks, he sounds exactly like a crosstalk performer: “Well, who might you be?”
Xiao A blinks, then scratches his head. “Huh? That can't be right! You were the one who hit me with your car. How come you're the one who got knocked silly?”
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Word is the CEO's brain was damaged in a car accident, and now everything he says sounds like crosstalk.
Even meetings feel like a session at Deyunshe, and he expects everyone else to play straight man for his jokes.
Then the CEO realizes Xiao A is the best straight man of all.
A CEO who says one thing and means another, gong x a goofy shou who never stops making dirty jokes
A silly, sweet story
[Coming soon: I Might Die If I Don't Say Something Dirty [Book Transmigration]. Check out my author page!]
Actor Chi Fang was slick and ruthless all his life, and never once took a loss.
But after dying, he unexpectedly undergoes Book Transmigration, becoming a cannon-fodder male supporting character whose soul has been switched with the protagonist's.
The cannon-fodder character was once a top-tier star in China.
Just as his career was taking off, the protagonist suddenly stole his body. He became an incompetent, overweight shut-in mocked by everyone, and when the protagonist tearfully denied everything, his family and friends shut him out.
To return to the entertainment industry, Chi Fang binds himself to a transformation and comeback System.
It lets him lose weight and become more attractive by completing missions. But there's a catch: he has to accumulate energy by saying dirty things, and until he has enough, all his words will be automatically replaced.
Then Chi Fang discovers that when he says “Good morning” to his neighbor,
it turns into:
“Darling, just say you want to hold me.”
“Goodbye” becomes:
“What are you waiting for? Hurry up and kiss me.”
“Good night” becomes:
“You don't want to sleep with me? Are you even human? Can't take a little challenge?”
Chi Fang: I'm suffocating : )
Fortunately, his neighbor Bai Si is a heaven-blessed prodigy and a cold, untouchable beauty. He doesn't give a damn about these petty dirty jokes. Whenever Chi Fang makes a scene, Bai Si merely glances at him coolly and never holds it against him.
As time goes by, Chi Fang starts to enjoy it.
Every morning, he grabs Bai Si and racks up a whole lot of dirty-talk points.
He never lets up, rain or shine.
Later, the film Chi Fang stars in, Roses in the Palm of Your Hand, wins every major award.
At the awards ceremony, when the host asks why he chose a top-tier star for the leading role,
director Bai Si gives an evasive answer:
“His hands are very beautiful.”
Everyone assumes Bai Si is sick of Chi Fang and can't even bring himself to offer a proper compliment.
But after the event, someone sees the director, known as the “eternal iceberg,” pull Chi Fang into a corner, hold him by the waist, and guide his hand around his own neck.
In the dim light, the man lowers his eyes,
then reverently kisses the palm of Chi Fang's hand.
His cool, dark eyes hold a sly smile no one has ever seen before.
“Your hands are beautiful. Perfect for gripping the bedsheets.”
A scheming, abstinent director gong x a ruthless, unruly little bunny actor shou
[Author's completed works]
After Bankruptcy, the Richest Man Proposed to Me
Modern danmei sweet romance, marriage first, love later
Dangerously scheming old fox gong x shrewd, spoiled young wolf-dog shou
Married to the Obsessive Villain
An obsessive, blunt villain gong x an arrogant, haughty young master shou
Check them out on my author page.
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Finished spreading flowers! It's great that little A can be protected by H9. It was sweet from the moment they met to the end. There are too many bad people around Little A. Children like Little A should be treated gently by the world. The crosstalk couple is really cute and funny, let the joy of crosstalk take away the unhappiness of life and destiny.
Do it again, don't poke it
It's really nice to introduce. It would be easier to talk if it were longer.
Damn, damn, hahahahaha
Where is the murderer? Where is the murderer? Where is the murderer? Where is the murderer who wants to kill He Jiu???
Throw flowers! After finishing the chase in one go, I was finally able to correct my thesis with a smile on my face. It was so happy to see them talking about the cross talk! I really like both the offensive and defensive characters (?▽?) There will be a sequel, so I can't bear to end it, wow, wow, wow? (???)
Spread flowers and be together forever
Tell us who are the people who want to harm H9!!!
The cross talk sounds good, but there are too few
So sweet ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!