Straight Girl of Steel: the Little Milk Dog Is Already Crying with Anger

[The text has been completed] Being angry and crying every day—— Boyfriend: Wife, I have a high fever, won't you comfort me? Steel straight girl: 66666 Boyfriend: Sorry to bother you. (Forcing a smile jpg) Boyfriend: I'm out of class! Come on! Other people's boyfriends were picked up. Straight girl with steel bars: Can't you come over on your own? I've already started eating in the cafeteria. Boyfriend: Okay, I'm almost full too. Straight girl with steel bars: Have you eaten? Boyfriend: Well, drink the northwest wind... Boyfriend: Wife, let's go have hot pot tonight. Straight girl with steel bars: It's cold and I don't want to move. Boyfriend: I'll drive to pick you up. Straight girl with steel bars: motion sickness. Boyfriend: Then I'll walk with you. Straight girl with steel bars: I am paralyzed today. ——"Little Puppy" Fu Keyi has fainted in the toilet from crying... Theater 1: When Fu Keyi was with his girlfriend—— Tang Miao: "Master Fu, would you like to go home and live in a villa? My shabby rental house is too small to accommodate you." Fu Keyi: "It's okay. I'll sleep against the wall. I promise not to occupy any space." Tang Miao: "I don't know how to wash and cook, so I eat instant noodles." Fu Keyi: "It's okay. I'll invite the chef to come to our house to cook and the nanny to come to our house to clean." Tang Miao: "..." (Her house seems to be only thirty square meters) Tang Miao: "Isn't your mother worried about you?" Fu Keyi: "My mother never cares about me, and I never obey." What a mangy dog! Tang Miao's forced smile (a smile on her face, MMP in her heart) ... Theater 2: Tang Miao's colleague got married and she wanted to be the bridesmaid. At the wedding, the groomsmen had to hold the bridesmaids and step on the balloons. When the groomsmen and bridesmaids started to move, they found that one of the bridesmaids was missing... At the corner—— Fu Keyi took Tang Miao's hand and said, "If you dare to hug a man, I will perform a show of overturning the dining table here." Tang Miao: "You are our boss, this is inappropriate." Fu Keyi: "You know me, I am shameless." Tang Miao: "..." Theater three: Once, the two had a quarrel and wanted to break up. Tang Miao didn't argue or quarrel, and wrote a PPT when he got back. From the background of the case to the SWOT analysis, I will demonstrate why my boyfriend was wrong. After Fu Keyi read the PPT, he actually felt that he was in the wrong, and everyone was clearly in the right when they quarreled. Um, should he apologize to his girlfriend now? [Note] 1. Two first loves without an ex. Don't be confused by people who haven't read the article. The author is very troubled. 2019.04.15 —————————— The next book "Confessions of a Sportsman" is about to be released! Come or not? Want to collect it~ Copywriting —— There is a sports academy next to Gangwon High School. It is said that there are too many scumbag boys in that sports school, and their usual love routine is to confess to several girls at the same time, and whoever agrees will be with them. Lin Danqi (not the heroine), who was abused by a scumbag, decided to fight back with the beautiful photos of her cousin (the heroine). The first step to counterattack is to change your avatar and post photos of your cousin on your WeChat Moments. The second step in counterattack is to enter the group of sports students. The third step of counterattack - cast a net to express your feelings, whoever agrees to dump whomever! But... But... In the list of approved sports students, there is actually a very clean and handsome boy with short hair, a small face, erect facial features, tall, and a great figure... Although she couldn't bear it, her cousin Lin Danqi still killed her! Yu Xueluo (Lin Danqi): Let's break up, I like someone else. A sports student:? A sports student: I disagree. A sports student: I've fallen in love with you, you must only be nice to me Later—— Yu Xueluo brought a boy back home and introduced him: my boyfriend. Cousin Lin Danqi took a look, orz He's actually that handsome sports student? ! ! ! Are they actually getting along? ! ! ! ———————— Theater 1: Sports dormitory. "I can't forget my ex-girlfriend, she was the most beautiful girl I've ever seen." "My ex-girlfriend was also very beautiful, but unfortunately I was dumped." "What a coincidence, my ex-girlfriend is also very beautiful. Do you dare to show her photos for comparison?" "Competition is a competition." After taking out the photos, everyone said: "..." Wan Ding passed by and fell into silence. He and their ex-girlfriend... Are the same person. She——Yu Xueluo Really scumbag... Theater 2: Wanding (male protagonist)'s family. Yu Xiayu looked at an athlete who was cooking in the kitchen and asked Yu Xueluo who was eating watermelon with a spoon. "Sister, is Wan Ding treating you well?" Yu Xueluo thought for a while and nodded: "Okay, except that he is not fair enough as a sports student, he is actually a bit silly and sweet. He believes everything I say." "?" Yu Xiayu's eyes widened. When did Wan Ding become a fool? He is clearly a scheming man. For example - he regards him as a buddy, but he wants to be his brother-in-law... Seeing the doubt on his brother's face, Yu Xueluo shouted to the kitchen: "Wan Ding! I never dared to tell you! I'm actually bisexual! I also have a girlfriend!" "Bang--" The plate fell to the floor. Yu Xiayu: "..." This reaction, could it be that... He is really stupid and sweet when he falls in love? [Note 1] The cousin is the heroine, and the cousin is a passerby [Note 2] The male protagonist met the female protagonist and thought that the female protagonist was confessing her love to him, so he agreed. —————————— New article "That Boy's Love Brain" please collect it! Copywriting 72 questions from my boyfriend every day: Why hasn't she called me yet? Does she love me? Will she like other boys? Which shoes should I wear on a weekend date? Am I not handsome enough with my long hair? Damn... The male protagonist of this TV series my mother watched was really miserable. Would she treat me the same way? ....... "Love Brain" Daily: Theater 1: Lu Xiuqi posted a message on Moments one day: I want to go see a movie with my girlfriend tomorrow. Can anyone recommend me? Whose girlfriend is beautiful? After seeing his updates, Qin Zimeng said: "..." This is outrageous! Just because she refused to watch a movie with him, he actually wanted to find someone else's girlfriend! Only later did Qin Zimeng know that this circle of friends was only visible to her. He is deliberately provoking her... Theater 2: Qin Zimeng was on a business trip and had to be separated from a certain "love brain" for five days. "Love Brain" sends messages every day. Lu Xiuqi: I'm sick. Lu Xiuqi: I am very ill. When will you come back to see me? Lu Xiuqi: If you don't come back, we'll see you at the funeral parlor. Lu Xiuqi: If I can't eat, I'm going to die... On the fourth night, Qin Zimeng rushed back and saw someone having a party with friends at home... "What kind of disease do you have?!" "Lovesickness." Lu Xiuqi said with a bright smile, "But it gets better as soon as I see you." I really want to hit someone... Lovesick! Lovesickness! He gets this disease every time! ———————— Please bookmark the new article "You Can't Become a Buddha Without Being a Crazy Demon"! Copywriting The sixteenth-year-old coming-of-age ceremony that Xiao Yi was looking forward to has arrived. Today is a special day. Xiao Yi put on flat cloth shoes, tied on his belt, rolled up his sleeves and got ready to grab it! Old! Male! During the coming-of-age ceremony, all the girls gathered in the giant competition arena to wait for their husbands to fall from the sky. The husbands are still young and will be protected by a layer of magic when they fall, but the number is small and the girls who cannot grab them will have to die alone. A bell rang, and someone exclaimed: "It's fallen! It's fallen!" Looking up, people are raining down. The girls seemed to be possessed by gods and demons, their eyes turned red and they started to grab people frantically. Xiao Yi finally received one, and several girls rushed towards him immediately. Helpless, she had no choice but to hold the little guy tightly under her: "Mine! Mine! Don't grab it——" Howling like a killing pig is not uncommon in the competition field... The handsome little guy below him blinked and looked at Xiao Yi with big eyes. His membrane was broken and he was a little scared. "Mom~" The sound of milky milk is very clear and crisp. Xiao Yi lowered her head, was this little guy calling her? "Mom~" The little guy blinked and barked. Unable to bear it anymore, Xiao Yi put his hands on his hips and roared: "I'm not your mother! I'm your girlfriend!" The roaring wind was so loud that the little guy's hair was flying. When he walked out of the competition field with the little guy on his shoulders, an old man in the clan praised him. "This boy's eyebrows are like ink paintings and his face is like peach petals. Girl Xiao is so lucky." Xiao Yi secretly rejoiced. Later—— Xiao Yi began to feel annoyed. Why is he still so big even though other males have grown up? Even if he doesn't grow up, why do he still wet the bed? Even if he wets the bed, why does he still eat so much? Although he eats a lot, he doesn't grow much, and he has to eat candied haws every day. Xiao Yi is just a small tofu seller in Wushui City. How can he have the money to eat candied haws every day? So I gave them a bunch of candied haws in three days. Later—— Xiao Yi gradually discovered that this guy was just... A loser. I was thinking about whether to throw it away, but gave up the idea on a full moon night. That day, a demonic wolf broke into Wushui City and entered Xiao Yi's thatched cottage yard. Xiao Yi waved a woodcutter in an attempt to scare away the demonic wolf, but to no avail. Just as the strong body of the demon wolf rushed towards her, a strong male body stood in front of her. That was the first time Xiao Yi saw his adult body. ——I saw that his face was like the moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival, his eyes were like the flowers of spring dawn, and his pair of sword-shaped eyebrows were handsome and handsome. He looked so energetic... Intention: The truth may be late, but it will never be absent