My Archrival Has Intermittent Amnesia

Jiang Yueliang and Helan Qiu are sworn enemies, with absolutely no pretense between them. Everyone who knows them wants to belt out the song, "Why must women make life difficult for women?" As fate would have it, Helan Qiu was in a terrible car accident and left fighting for her life. Jiang Yueliang, who happened to be closest to her, had no choice but to ride along in the ambulance. After Helan Qiu woke up, the doctor diagnosed her with amnesia. Looking at her bewildered nemesis, Jiang Yueliang gave an evil smile. "I'm your ex-girlfriend." Helan Qiu: "?" "I got together with you back in high school. I sold roasted sweet potatoes to put you through college and help you start your business. You ate my food and lived under my roof, but once you made it big, you fell for another woman and kicked me out. You left me to sleep on a park bench in the freezing winter." Helan Qiu: "!" "So this is all karma. Got it?" Helan Qiu was utterly bewildered. "I... cheated on you?" Jiang Yueliang nodded without a hint of shame. "That's right." The next second, President He, who used to rule the world, teared up. She grabbed Jiang Yueliang's hand. "I was wrong. I deserve to die. Don't leave me. Let's get back together!" Jiang Yueliang: "...???" This wasn't how she thought it would go! Some time later, President He, who had successfully moved into Jiang Yueliang's home, said coldly, "Jiang Yueliang, could you have some self-respect? Every time I see you, I want to dig out my eyes and wash them." Some time after that, poor President He moved back in again. She held Jiang Yueliang's hands and pleaded, "I don't know what came over me... I didn't say those things. I would never hurt you. Liangliang, believe me..." Jiang Yueliang dug out the original diagnosis and saw the three words she'd overlooked: "intermittent." Suddenly, she understood the truth of life. #What goes around comes around# Theme: Always maintain your self-respect, self-love, and self-reliance