You're a Little Old

My new comedy, That Little Deer Crashed to Death, is now out! Updating regularly! Please add it to your library! When Song Xi first met Nie Yi as a child, she buttered him up, calling out, "Brother Nie Yi!" Nie Yi replied, "You should call me Uncle instead." After calling him Uncle for over a decade, one day Nie Yi suddenly didn't want her to call him that anymore. Song Xi said, unable to understand, "You're so much older than me. Calling you Uncle makes sense!" Nie Yi's expression darkened. With a snap, he switched off the light and gritted his teeth in the dark. "If I can't make you call me 'big brother' tonight, I lose." ** The cafeteria at Shandong Video is famous for its terrible food. Employees watch videos from a food blogger on their company's platform while they eat. One day, the food blogger posted a final video, saying that he'd found someone to eat with and was retiring his account. At the end of the video, the image of a man eating flashed by. The Shandong employees all gaped, their food almost falling out of their mouths. Damn! Isn't that our boss? A sweet, healing romance. ------Advance Blurb------- Lu Jianming is a refined, wealthy man. He's handsome and sexy, too. At the sight of him, Xu Lu's heart pounds like a wild horse that has broken free. She confesses her feelings to Lu Jianming. He brushes her off with a casual, "Sorry, I don't feel that way about you." Later, the two end up spending the night together by chance. Lu Jianming insists on taking responsibility, but Xu Lu frantically shakes her head. Lu Jianming frowns. "Didn't you like me?" "I don't like you quite as much now..." Xu Lu hesitates. Lu Jianming's expression is blank. "Why?" "You're... a little too quick..." Xu Lu says timidly, in a quiet voice. "You should see a doctor. Don't avoid getting treatment out of embarrassment." From then on, Xu Lu becomes a thorn in Lu Jianming's heart that he can't smooth away, a wildfire he can't put out. When they meet again, Lu Jianming drags her into an empty lounge. In the dark, he grits his teeth. "Whether I need to see a doctor or not, you'll find out for yourself." After finding out, Xu Lu searches online: Is it a disease if a man lasts too long? Xu Lu toward Lu Jianming: Her heart races because she likes him. Lu Jianming toward Xu Lu: He likes her so much he wants to crash into her. Author's Weibo: Search for Hui Er. Updates will be announced on Weibo as soon as they're posted. Theme: