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Cheng Jue still can't believe that sweet romance could ever happen to him.
Best friend 1: “Online dating is just dating your phone.”
Cheng Jue: “You don't understand.”
Best friend 2: “What's your CP like?”
Cheng Jue perks right up at that:
“She's so sweet and cute.”
“Every day it's ‘Good morning, big brother,’ ‘Good afternoon, big brother,’ ‘Good night, big brother.’ She never forgets, and even when she sees a pretty cloud, she takes a picture and sends it to me...”
“Hold on, my fairy just messaged me.”
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Ye Yubei, the notorious school bully at City No. 1 High, is a cold, cool heartthrob who rules the whole district.
But after the new term began, quite a few people noticed that the school bully often looked at his phone with a lovestruck smile.
As the saying goes, when the big boss smiles, someone is about to die.
Everyone found it terrifying.
Then one day, a lackey watched the school bully type: “Good meowning~ Big brother, study hard. Your cutie will miss you today too~ Mwah~” and hit send.
The lackey's eyes shook.
The next second, Ye Yubei realized he'd been peeking and calmly put away his phone. “What are you looking at? This is my wife.”
The lackey: “...”
Oh, so she's the big sister-in-law.
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All the high school students in the district heard that the heartthrob from the private school had happily gone to meet his online date, only to run into the school bully from the neighboring City No. 1 High. He broke down on the spot and cried until he could barely breathe.
On the school forum:
User 1: Did the school bully beat him up?
User 2: I heard the heartthrob's online date was the school bully's girl. Maybe he really did get beaten up.
User 3: Apparently the heartthrob broke down and shouted, “What the hell, Ye Yubei! Give me back my first love!”
Everyone was stunned.
Two months later, another post went viral.
#I was walking past the water station at noon and saw the school bully next door perched on the wall, handing our heartthrob a thermos of soup. Does anyone know what's going on?#
*The POV jumps around. Ye Yubei is the gong, Cheng Jue the shou. A doting male-god gong × a clingy shou who loves spoiling his husband.
~Currently writing Why? This Is Clearly a Substitute-Bashing Novel~
Ruan Xiao is so good-natured that he never gets angry. Even after being Book Transmigrated into the substitute shou of an angsty pregnancy novel, he plans to obediently follow the plot and see out his final shift as the replacement.
Besides, the scum gong looks exactly like the person Ruan Xiao had a crush on before Book Transmigration: elegant and beautiful. A beauty lover like him is living off that ethereal aura.
In the book, the original character lies about being pregnant, and the scum gong drags him off for an abortion.
In real life, the scum gong takes Ruan Xiao to a prenatal checkup, quietly listens to the doctor's instructions the whole time, then gives a gentlemanly nod. “As his partner, I should be patient during the early stages of his pregnancy.”
In the book, the truth about the fake pregnancy comes out, and the scum gong throws the original character out of his mansion.
In real life, the scum gong sweeps Ruan Xiao into his arms, his hot breath washing over the back of his ear. “What if I stop holding back? Would that be okay?”
Ruan Xiao is stunned. He desperately wants to protect his virtue, but what comes out of his mouth is, “I-it's not like that wouldn't be okay...”
In the book, the love rival outshines the original character in every way and is cherished by the scum gong.
In real life, Ruan Xiao merely competes in a low-profile B-level event, but ends up famous across the internet. He rises to fame faster than his rival, and even the rival's pretty-boy boyfriend becomes Ruan Xiao's number-one fan.
At the highest-level competition, the scum gong lifts Ruan Xiao straight up in front of viewers around the world and gazes up at him. “My one and only love.”
And that's not all.
His internationally famous pianist mother-in-law personally composes music for his program. “If you don't win the championship, that's on me.”
His business tycoon father-in-law lectures him that he shouldn't rely on his parents, then turns around and gives him an endorsement deal worth tens of millions. “You have to earn your money, one cent at a time.”
The scumbag father who once abandoned him gets down on his knees and begs him to rejoin the family. “Your grandfather built an ice rink for you at home as a welcome gift.”
Ruan Xiao: “Why? This is clearly a substitute-bashing novel...”
Zhou Muye knows he's been Book Transmigrated, but has no idea what the plot is.
When the impossibly beautiful young man trembles as he tells him, “Aye, I'm pregnant.”
Zhou Muye calmly sizes him up and thinks... Maybe this is a sweet romance novel.
With someone like Ruan Xiao, what else can I do but spoil him?
A chaste young master gong × a soft, sweet shou
Message: Reading changes your destiny
From the moment "School Boyfriend" ended, Niannian lost all his coolness and officially became a comedian (you think so, except New Year's Eve)
Let's put it this way... Cc is a bit better. Brother Nian, where did you get your confidence? I think your father is reluctant to let you go (bushi)
I'm laughing so hard, Kahlil Gibran is so miserable
When eldest brother calls me "mother-in-law", it's so astringent... It kills me.
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈救命…纪年对着诀宝挽尊那里真的太好笑了…
Beibei is simply awesome! If every year is a human delusion, then Beibei is the most ideal life.
Throw flowers! The cute tactics must keep going!
I wish Mengjue eternal happiness! ! !
Book it all! How much does this book cost in total? I didn't even notice
Although I know that children don't understand anything, I still really hate this younger brother and Xixi's parents. I don't care whether my biological parents are left to other parents. Xixi is almost old enough to be this younger brother's father. In the future, the Cheng family will not have this younger brother's share. I would rather Cheng's father have another child... Secretary Sister [crying]
From the moment "School Boyfriend" ended, Niannian lost all his coolness and officially became a comedian (you think so, except New Year's Eve)
Let's put it this way... Cc is a bit better. Brother Nian, where did you get your confidence? I think your father is reluctant to let you go (bushi)
I'm laughing so hard, Kahlil Gibran is so miserable
When eldest brother calls me "mother-in-law", it's so astringent... It kills me.
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈救命…纪年对着诀宝挽尊那里真的太好笑了…
Beibei is simply awesome! If every year is a human delusion, then Beibei is the most ideal life.
Throw flowers! The cute tactics must keep going!
I wish Mengjue eternal happiness! ! !
Book it all! How much does this book cost in total? I didn't even notice
Although I know that children don't understand anything, I still really hate this younger brother and Xixi's parents. I don't care whether my biological parents are left to other parents. Xixi is almost old enough to be this younger brother's father. In the future, the Cheng family will not have this younger brother's share. I would rather Cheng's father have another child... Secretary Sister [crying]