I Returned After Cultivating Immortality

This novel will go VIP starting from Chapter 25 on April 18, with three chapters released that day. I hope you'll support the official version. Mwah~ At eighteen, Lu Wei transmigrated into a world of cultivation. After striving for hundreds of years, just as he was about to ascend, the Heavenly Dao, which had disliked him for a long time, sent him back to Earth, to the day before he had transmigrated. Back then, he'd just left home in a huff and was living in a tiny, run-down rental. His entire fortune amounted to two hundred yuan in his pocket. Feeling the storage ring filled with top-grade gems and jade tokens, Lu the True Person, back in his original body and retaining his cultivation from surviving the tribulation, smiled. The peaceful life he'd looked forward to for hundreds of years had finally arrived. A young man recently appeared in the administration district. He was handsome and outrageously powerful, yet kept insisting he was an ordinary person. He even tried to convince them that the Taotie and Hundun in his home were just two ordinary cats and dogs. Most importantly, their director, a Kunpeng who'd worked overtime for hundreds of years without complaint, went to his house and pretended to be a little sparrow for several days. He then abandoned his work entirely and wanted to do nothing but date every day! The people at the Administration Bureau: Please, please let us ordinary people go! QAQ A little extra When Ji Kun had just gotten together with Lu Wei, he was often kicked out of bed. Whenever that happened, he'd hide in the fish tank and pretend to be an ordinary little fish. I am a pigeon fish. I have no tears. And no bed. A seemingly cold and aloof Kunpeng who is pure-hearted underneath, then turns into a lovesick, shameless pervert who only wants to warm the bed and doesn't want to work, gong x a seemingly easygoing but actually extremely vindictive, talented-at-everything, very rich and scheming shou Notes: 1. Shou-focused, one-on-one. 2. Both are virgins. The two leads are obsessed with cultivation (work) and have no interest in romance. 3. The shou isn't exactly a good person. 4. May include feng shui, metaphysics, and other unscientific things. Just remember that they're all made up by Luoluo. Don't believe them or take them too seriously. 5. This is actually a sweet little romance. 6. (Important!) Luoluo is so cute, come add this to your favorites! The next danmei novel I'll start: [Crossover] He's Still Alive Today. Huang Mu Huan: I'm following you so you can kill me, not so you can fall in love with me! The one after that will be a fantasy danmei: The Demon King Card's Cute Little Darling Has Logged In. Shocking! The great demon king in a horror game pretends to be cute just to pursue his beloved! Please add my author page to your favorites. Mwah~ Theme: