Listening to Old Wang Tell Stories

My surname is Wang. A friend jokingly called me Old Wang, and I shamelessly adopted the name. I live at home with a cat named Huahua and a dog named Dandan. I'll skip the digression and first tell you how this story came about. I love listening to stories, and as luck would have it, I know quite a lot of people. When someone has something they can't talk about, I can usually find a way to hear about it. After hearing so many, I thought there were some stories I'd like to tell everyone, so they could savor them. I sincerely hope everyone enjoys a life of peace and happiness, with everything going their way. But some stories are simply helpless, and even I can't do anything about them. Let me tell you a few stories about scumbags... (This work is entirely fictional and does not reflect the author's personal values. Any similarities are purely coincidental. I hope you can read it, have a laugh, and perhaps take it as a cautionary tale.) <This story was originally going to be called Drowning in a Pond, but then I thought I'd rather tell a story. No need for a title that hits so close to home.>