A Mudslide in the World of Feng Shui

[Paused because I got married, tried to have a baby, had a child, and all that was exhausting, so I stopped updating. For now, I'll finish my other stories first, then come back to this one.]

Original title: The Imperial Preceptor Never Does His Job

As a wild beast (shou), he was determined to become a "Dragon-Ao Tian" who could soar through the skies, but somehow ended up a naive sweetheart.

Following his motto, "Might as well flirt, and if you do, run," he successfully offended the prince.

When they met again, the adorable, reserved prince had become a cold "flower fanatic" who only wanted to use him to grow flowers.

After several days of doing business, the money-loving Ye Ran announced, "My lord, today's slots are full. Come back early tomorrow."

The prince dragged all his belongings over and calmly said: "I'll live here. Saves me getting up early."

A few days later, a notice appeared on the door:

There's a hungry wolf in the house. Closed for business today...

Say that again, hmm?

The next day:

There's a beloved wife in the house. Closed for business today.

Hmm?

The third day:

Sorry, someone won't let me take customers! Opening day postponed indefinitely...

[Yin Xuanzhi gong x Ye Ziyu shou]

Cold, arrogant, devoted gong x free-spirited, irreverent shou who snarks internally

1. A low-level supernatural ghost story so painful to read it will make your eyes bleed. The protagonist doesn't cultivate immortality; he's just a powerful half-immortal.

2. There are side plots, and some angst. Completely fictional setting, so please don't nitpick the details.

3. This is a slow burn and updates whenever the author can. Read at your own pace.