The Yandere Boss Has His Eye on Me

Everyone knows that, in heaven and on earth, with the wind blowing for eighty thousand miles, the most useless immortal official of them all is the Lady of the Underworld. Xie Ran is that very Lady. She stands guard by the Bridge of Helplessness day after day, and she has a terrible memory, losing it once every hundred years. Later, the Jade Emperor's precious son descends to the mortal realm to undergo trials. His lifespan is short, and as he passes the Bridge of Helplessness, Xie Ran calls out to the legendary sickly young lord. "I hear you're weak and frail?"

Zi Ling: "That's right."

"So frail that one little push would knock you over?"

He raises an eyebrow. "Why don't you try it?"

Xie Ran's hand gets the better of her. One slap, and the precious young lord is knocked off the bridge and into the Yellow Springs, where he nearly drowns.

...All heaven and earth are shocked.

A hundred years later, Zi Ling crosses the bridge again. Xie Ran happily hurries over. "Who are you?"

...Two hundred years later, Zi Ling comes by, and she asks again, "You're so handsome. Who are you?"

Three hundred years later, Zi Ling crosses the bridge once more. Seeing Xie Ran running toward him, he can't hold back any longer. "Stop. Don't ask. I'm your husband. Call me husband."

To see her, he has lost count of how many times he has died a violent death in the mortal realm. If he doesn't take the initiative, he won't be able to go on like this.

Xie Ran obediently nods. "Husband. You're so handsome, Husband."

Zi Ling, who has died countless times, suddenly feels it was all worth it.

"The road to the Yellow Springs and the Bridge of Helplessness, with its three thousand fires of the underworld... Doesn't it get lonely guarding this place all by yourself?"

"Not at all. I've only been here for a few decades, and the flowers across the river have bloomed only once. I haven't had my fill of looking at them yet."

Zi Ling draws her into his arms. "Then I'll stay with you. No matter when the flowers bloom, I'll be here with you."

The best way to deal with amnesia is to make myself part of your life.

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