Open Up! Your Man Is Here

Xie Xi is a delivery driver. Lately, he's had a very fussy customer. Note: Please send the most handsome guy in the shop to deliver my order. Note: Keep the milk tea warm against your chest, and take it out from inside your shirt when you hand it to me. Note: Pick the carrots out of the Kung Pao chicken. No rush, you can do it when you get here. Then the customer started getting more and more outrageous... Note: It's my birthday today. I want to hear Xie Xi sing "Happy Birthday" to me, or I won't have the strength to open the door. Note: Remember to buy a box of condoms on your way over. I ran out of the last ones. Note: I'm wearing the pajamas you like best. Waiting for you~ Delivery driver seme x handsome, fussy customer uke This should be a pretty cute story, too.