[I Am a Hero] I Want to Fall in Love with a Bad Dog!

Jiujo Kana, Tokyo's top student, begins a new chapter in her life on this day, one destined to be incredibly significant: Chiba. First week of school: Wait, who are you calling Big Sis? Who are you all calling Big Sis?! I'm just an ordinary top student. Could you at least show your big sis some respect? One month into school: Oh, fine, do whatever you want. Just do what makes you happy. The students in Chiba really are so mild-mannered and delightfully eccentric. One semester into school: Why are every single one of you hoping I'll break up with him? Get lost, the lot of you! The underlings: Big Sis Jiujo, wake up! You can't date that guy from Keiku! Her soon-to-be brother-in-law / Big Sis: This young fellow can take a beating. I like him. He's got potential. Let's put him through some training first. Jiujo Kana watching the two of them up close: Sorry, I'm shipping the Keiku pair. I'm opening a candy factory for Keiku. I want them to get married right this second! Reader's guide: 1. Primarily a silly fanfic of the Japanese drama I'm the Big Brother. Everyone else you recognize is just here for a cameo. 2. Pairing: Keiku's second-in-command, Sagara Takeshi. (1551, Sagara really is exactly my type!) The canon couples will also stay together. 3. Silly food from a silly author. Any out-of-character moments are entirely the author's fault for being too silly. 4. Written at an elementary-school level. If you can't accept that, I hope we can part on good terms. Theme: