I'm Thirty Thousand Years Old This Year

Blurb (provisional): People without the seven emotions and six desires are slower to feel fear, too. Leo Tolstoy Zhou Shuren (crossed out) Long Jinxiu has a secret: he's thirty thousand years old. Life as an old man (crossed out) is pretty boring, so he bravely ran away from home for once. Monsters and demons everywhere (trembling): Your social security payment came in this month. Why haven't you come back to collect it yet?! * An old man (crossed out) with none of the seven emotions and six desires slowly learns how to be human. Episodic stories, told from the male lead's perspective, with a CP. Reader's guide: 1. The first installment in my let-loose series. I really, really want to write this story! Please add it to your reading list and help me climb the rankings. Eep, thank you! 2. It's a romance, but the relationship develops slowly and takes a back seat. The female lead is split into different versions. Happy ending. 3. Still working out the ideas...