I Heard You Got Struck by Lightning [Book Transmigration]

Other people transmigrate and reach the pinnacle of life. Ouyang Fei thinks that transmigrating means heading straight for the end of his life.

As a publishing editor, Ou Zhengfei often comes across Mary Sue stories so outrageous they defy belief. After he mocked one such story, the author's resentment threw him into its pages.

To his horror, he discovers that he has become the hapless second male lead, constantly dragged out to help readers dodge the story's landmines.

He tries hard to change the plot, but every time he does, he gets struck by lightning.

He wants to sneakily start a romance, only for the System to tell him he already has an officially assigned partner.

When the male lead pins him to the bed, Ou Zhengfei asks the System indignantly:

Is this male lead even human?

What do you mean, he's descended from seventy-two different countries?!

What do you mean, he has rainbow-colored eyes?!

What do you mean, he's the creator of the world?!

What do you mean, he's constantly acting like a total freak?!

The mighty System says, "Young man, don't get worked up. With such an outstanding official match, you should be thrilled."

Ou Zhengfei: "Can I choose a different official match?"

Nangong Batian: "Only if I die!"

Ou Zhengfei: "Hero, let's talk this out."

Nangong Batian: "Young man, you've successfully caught my interest. You won't get away."

Ou Zhengfei covers his face. What are these mortifying lines supposed to be?!

P.S. A warning: since this takes place in a Mary Sue story, the character names are pretty outrageous. Covers face.

Coming soon

"After We Got Married, the Scum Gong Regretted It"

As the only person allowed to sleep beside Yan Huizhi, Xu Jiayu thought he was special. But after knowing each other for over a decade and sharing a bed for three years, he still couldn't even get a proper title. So when he learned Yan Huizhi was about to enter an arranged marriage, he wished him a happy marriage that would last a hundred years. The very next day, he registered his own marriage with a tall, handsome, blond, blue-eyed mixed-race guy, smiling sweetly and happily.

Xu Jiayu thought his life couldn't get any worse. He could start over and step into a new life. Who knew Yan Huizhi would show up with a bottle of regret medicine?

Yan Huizhi: "Since you think anyone will do, does that mean I can, too?"

Xu Jiayu: "Anyone but you."

Back then:

Yan Huizhi said, "I don't love you. Leave."

Now:

Yan Huizhi: "I love you. Don't go!"

Xu Jiayu: "I don't run an inn, and I don't collect junk. I only watch the crematorium. Welcome."

"Do I Love You, or Do You Love Me?"

Lu Fangcheng wanted a relaxing vacation, so he left his family and took a job as a dorm supervisor at a university. He helped out a freshman on the side, and before he knew it, that freshman had become his gong.

At first, Lu Fangcheng said, "Wait a minute. I've got muscles, I've got height, and I've got the standard wheat-colored skin. Why am I the shou?"

Lin Weiming patted his head. "Be good and listen."

After learning to lie flat, Lu Fangcheng said, "Actually, being the shou is pretty nice."

Hua Nan is the bar's mascot, with so many admirers that one a day would keep him busy until the year 2080. Yet he has his heart set on one block of dead wood. The sweet-and-spicy little pepper has been stewing into a bitter melon with pickled-cabbage flavor. Just when he finally decides to give up, the thousand-year-old tree blossoms.

Cheng Beiyang is so possessive of his childhood friend it's outrageous, but he's also so stubborn it makes everyone furious. He admits that the other man is the most important person in his life, but he just doesn't get it. Everyone around him, including his childhood friend, is driven to desperation.

Little skit

Lu Fangcheng: "What am I to you?"

Lin Weiming: "You're my little wildcat."

Lu Fangcheng: "A Maine Coon? A leopard cat? Or a lynx?"

Lin Weiming: "A Ragdoll."

Hua Nan: "What am I to you?"

Cheng Beiyang: "A good buddy, a good little brother, a good..."

Hua Nan: "You can get lost."

Cheng Beiyang: "A good lover."

Hua Nan: "Come back here."

Two couples. This idea came to me in a sudden fit of inspiration.

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