Naruto: My Adorable Older Brothers

-- The blurb I painstakingly typed up earlier wasn't saved, so here's a one-sentence blurb.

-- This is a world of bizarre, made-up nonsense.

-- The heroine transmigrates into Naruto with the soul of little Izuna.

-- Qingxue: If Gintoki would lend me his time machine, I would never have taken that jade plate from my master!

-- Qingxue's master: If time could flow backward, I would never have gone to that "Gathering of Immortals" to ask that old bald monk for a "Soul Plate" to mend my disciple's soul. I raised her with such difficulty, and now, in the blink of an eye, she's become someone else's! Wah!

-- Buddhist cultivator: If time could turn back, and I could return to when I had just left the mountain to cultivate, I would never have felt sorry for that person by the roadside and treated him to a meal! Never!!

-- Izuna: I'm so grateful to Qingxue for letting me see again. Now I can witness what my ridiculous, chuuni older brother gets up to! It's been so many years since I last saw him. Has his illness really gotten this bad?!

-- Madara: I'm grateful she restored Izuna's eyesight, but... could you please stop leading him astray? Izuna used to be such a good boy!

-- Itachi: Sasuke doesn't hate me... doesn't hate me... doesn't hate me... Why doesn't he hate me...? My foolish... Ow... foolish little brother, could you be a little gentler?!

-- Sasuke: I'm grateful to Big Sis Qingxue for telling me the truth and helping me avoid becoming chuuni. There's no way something like chuuni syndrome could happen to me! Absolutely not!! Since I passed the test set by our ancestor Izuna, that proves I'm ready to graduate. Great, first I'll catch that foolish weasel and bring him back!!!

-- Kakashi: Good morning, everyone! This morning, on the road of life... Ah! Qingxue, put the illusion away. We don't want to hurt Konoha's flowers and plants.

-- One-sentence blurb: A detailed guide to abducting Hatake Kakashi

Theme: Grow toward the sun and wait for the flowers to bloom.