The Boyfriend Handbook [Crossover]

"Will Steve wait for me to grow up?" Your hand reached out from beneath the covers and grabbed his sleeve. You felt his hand tremble slightly in surprise in the darkness, and heard the man's laughter. "Then you'd better hurry up and grow up." "My little girl." ```````` The elf turned you around and crouched down, gazing at you with his gentle eyes. "Listen, little girl." "My life is too long." "I can wait." ````` When you woke up, the little raccoon in your house had filled a bedroom with gifts for you. A refrigerator, a television, a dishwasher... And he just sat obediently on the sofa, like a genuinely innocent little raccoon. "I swear, I was adopted." A collection of short stories in the first and second person Theme: .