Jiang Moshu: I've always thought I was completely ordinary, just some random person. Other than having a strange condition that keeps me from touching people, and being able to see what others are thinking, I'm just a normal person. That is, until I met a whole bunch of my villainous relatives who wanted to win me over...
The System villain is after me because of the missions he's been given. The reborn villain is after me because I'll be incredibly successful in the future. The Jack-Sue villain is after me because of my face. The psycho villain is obsessed with me in a deeply twisted way. The transmigrated villain is after me because he's read the novel I'm in and knows I'm the protagonist. The monster villain is after me because I saved him when he was little. The cultivation villain is after me because he needs to undergo a romantic tribulation...
Watching this massive battlefield of romantic rivals kick off, with every kind of scheme and clash imaginable, Jiang Moshu says: "Do whatever you want. I'll just watch."
Warning A: For the sake of the plot, I may make the villains seem very cute, but in reality they are all genuine villains and not at all deserving of sympathy. They all die in the end.
Warning B: The protagonist won't fall for anyone. Watching everyone fight only leaves him completely unmoved, so don't pick a ship. He's destined to be alone.
Warning C: The author is an idiot, so there's a good chance the plot will be idiotic. Don't read this with your brain switched on.