I, Shiina Mashiro, am a former System veteran and now a professional idol.
While completing missions, I wore secret identities and wreaked havoc across countless worlds, having a blast. I also made a bunch of friends: a king of Uruk and his best friend, a group of heroes from Chaldea, the boss and associates of an oyster company, and the teachers and students of Class 1-A at U.A. High...
After completing my missions, I chose to leave the System and live as an ordinary person. I never expected the System to pull one last trick on me as it left: the worlds merged.
I'm a little freaked out.
Then one day, a fan whose advances I'd rejected stabbed me, and I made the headlines.
Oh no, this world is doomed :)
#Shiina Mashiro: "Everyone is really nice, and they're so good at talking. It's just that their way of expressing friendship is kind of subjective. Is this what they call socialist brotherhood?"#
#Shut up, you emotionally clueless block of steel!#
*An unapologetically indulgent wish-fulfillment story, with the indulgence dial turned all the way up! The author's ridiculous fantasy!
*Lots of heavily altered and non-canon characterizations! Canon purists, don't argue with me about the details. I won't listen, I won't listen!
