Your Majesty, You Son of a Dog

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The late emperor fell from his horse and died during a hunting trip. In the crisis, Prince Yong, Yan Chengjian, was appointed to the throne and became emperor.

Zhuang Caiwei, who had been engaged to Prince Yong, was now guaranteed to become the future empress.

But after Yan Chengjian ascended the throne, he was presented with memorials from his ministers urging him to marry. In response, he wrote a long and elaborate reply.

In short, it said eight words: I am still young; I will not marry yet.

Madam Zhuang asked her daughter in distress, "My dear, what on earth does His Majesty mean by this?"

Zhuang Caiwei sneered. "That bastard is still pining after that white lotus in his heart, isn't he? If he won't marry, then fine. As if I care about him!"

Yan Chengjian: "Wifey, I was wrong. Please care about me. Woof, woof!"

Reader advisory:

1. One-on-one pairing, happy ending.

2. A straightforward heroine who hits back when provoked, and a hero who says one thing and means another, with a flair for theatrics.

3. Set in a fictional world; every plot point exists to serve the romance.

4. The hero is not a virgin. Readers who require chaste characters, please take note.

5. Updated daily at 9 p.m. If there's a hiatus, I'll post a notice.

6. Weibo: @JinjiangZhanZhuangZhuang

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Too Much Nonsense in High Society

A heroine with no ambition, a lazy gourmand, and a champion gossip x a cold-faced, cold-hearted hero, physically disabled but determined (?), and unexpectedly capable of staying on standby

When Chen Chuxia rescued Lu Zizhou, she didn't know who he was. Afraid he'd be bored while recovering, she brought him a bowl of sunflower seeds and told him all about the gossip surrounding the once-grand Princess's residence.

She covered everything from the old master's second marriage to the Third Master's womanizing, from the eldest daughter's tyranny to the Fifth Young Master's visits to brothels. She had fresh stories every day.

After a long silence, Lu Zizhou said, "...It's not right to gossip about people, is it?"

Chen Chuxia said, "It's fine. The Princess's residence is my home. Just don't tell anyone."

Lu Zizhou: "..."

Later, Chen Chuxia learned about Lu Zizhou's background. Feeling sorry for him and wanting to comfort him, she came to see him again with a bowl of sunflower seeds and more gossip.

After a long silence, Lu Zizhou said, "...Actually, I'm not as miserable as you think."

Chen Chuxia said, "Oh. Then I'll go tell Yan Qilang of the Far River Prince's household."

But Lu Zizhou grabbed her and handed her a plate of sunflower seeds he'd just bought after waiting in line. "Yan Qilang is leaving for Hunan to take up his post tomorrow. You might as well tell me instead."

Yan Qilang, who had finally received his Ministry of Rites appointment and been transferred back to the capital, couldn't help sneezing.

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