Feeding Myself to the Spirit Turtle

The Azure Dragon picked up a spirit tortoise that looked like a colorful ball, and from then on, he had an endless supply of worries.

At first, the spirit tortoise was very well-behaved. All it did was sleep, eat, and drink. The most trouble it caused was running away from the palace.

But little by little, the Azure Dragon realized that the tortoise's combat power was terrifyingly high. This thing could flatten and reshape the Celestial Realm! What on earth had possessed him to pick it up?

If he could do it all over again, he'd absolutely throw her into the Old Lord's alchemy furnace and refine her into medicine.

But immortals are no different from ordinary people. Deep down, they all know what's good:

No matter how he looked at his own tortoise, she was adorable. What? You say my tortoise is no good? How about I serve you rice mixed with dragon claw?

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Azure Dragon: "How about I be your drinking snack today?"

Monkey Wine: "Stick out your dragon scales. Let me touch one."

Azure Dragon: "No."

Monkey Wine: "Then I'll go touch another dragon."

The Azure Dragon rubbed his forehead. "...Come back."

He silently manifested a scale in the middle of his forehead.

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New story now available: The Fluffy Little Demon King Doesn't Want to Take Care of Herself / Powerful heroine x loyal wolf-type hero

Blurb: Fengxue looked at the dying wolf cub on the ground and picked him up without a second thought.

Her mansion was big enough, after all, and full of his kind: a swallow demon under the eaves, fish demons among the lotuses, a rabbit demon bounding around, a deer demon leaping about, a sleepy tiger demon, a haughty fox demon, an overbearing leopard demon, and more...

Later, she accidentally discovered that the wolf cub's blood was quite beneficial to her.

Later still, she discovered that it had all been a trap...

But it didn't matter. What trap? She'd just break it.

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The little wolf cub spends his days curled up in Fengxue's arms, pretending to be good. In battle, he grows huge and overwhelms the enemy. He refuses to take human form or say a word unless absolutely necessary, brainwashing himself into believing he's just a well-behaved little wolf cub -_-

As a result, the Snow Wolf clan searched for years without ever finding their young lord.

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It's the first story in my profile. If you're interested, take a look. Sending love!

I also have a completed xianxia story: All the Plants on the Mountain Became Spirits. Find it in my profile, mwah!

A friend's great story: No CP, About How I Changed Classes and Became a Mountain God, by Gaigaimingming / Starting from Zero as a Mountain God

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