Those Years That Ruined Daozu

The new article "The passerby who picks up leaks in the restricted article wins by lying down" has been published, please add it to your collection ^_^. —— Copywriting: He Qingqing read a bloody Mary Su Honghuang novel before going to bed. When he woke up, he found that he had become the super background board throughout the entire text - the Creation Qinglian. The green lotus that created the world has boundless magic power. After giving birth to Pangu, it disintegrated into countless innate treasures, triggering a frenzy of snatching by great powers, causing countless murders, and also fulfilling the original heroine's N love affair. Highlights: Boundless power! Disintegrate! Qingqing, who possesses boundless magical power, doesn't want to collapse, so she hooks up with Hongjun, the spokesperson of the way of heaven. When the sky opens, she is protected by Hongjun and successfully escapes the great catastrophe. After that, Qingqing started his exciting life of killing people, grabbing treasures, and flirting with powerful people in the ancient times. The scumbag Hongjun: Want to run away after using him? Have you asked his father about the anger in his stomach? So everywhere in the prehistoric era, you can see the white-haired Taoist in purple who chased his escaped wife all the way and killed his love rival in the name of heaven. The heroes who were being chased were panting like dogs and trembling: I am not (an adulterer), I did not (seduce your wife), please spare my life... [Daily update, 10pm] [Dear little cuties, the editor has informed me that I will join v on December 30th, and there will be an update of 10,000 words dropped in the early morning of that day. I look forward to your continued support. Copywriting of "Su Daji, the Most Rich in the World": "Holy Mother, would you like to know more about beauty and beauty?" "Brother Tianzun, comb your white hair and it will turn into black hair instantly. This will keep you 30,000 years younger." "Brother Ou Ba, do you need the daily spraying of nutrients on Lotus?" "Brother Kong, the newly manufactured Feather Brightening Moisturizing Oil is on sale at a special price. I guarantee that you will charm thousands of young ladies in the three realms once you open your screen. Brother Lu Dao from the hilltop next door took advantage of the event and ordered ten bottles in one go. You have plumper feathers than him, how about twenty bottles?" "Hey, those two Western elders in front of you, do you want to try the special-effect hair tonic?" … Ever since Shiji Zhan Wuzha took the beautiful young lady from Jizhou Hou Suhu's family as his apprentice, The money bags of Jie Jiao Chan's disciples were shrinking day by day. Together with the two shameless bald heads from the Western religion, "This person is related to our Western religion" is what everyone is most afraid of hearing. Suddenly a warm and sweet shout came from behind—— "Empress/Brother/Your Majesty, my apprentice has developed another one that is especially suitable for you today..." You know, monks are all poor. Is it easy to save a little money? I finally saved some money for my own house, but before I started to warm up, I was deceived by that beautiful girl into leaving with just a few words. I cried! Su Qing, a senior cosmetics formulator, took the system laboratory to the world of Fengshen fan fiction and became the poor original owner Su Daji in the book who was snatched away and swallowed by the thousand-year-old nine-tailed fox. Being robbed? It doesn't exist, I have fox repellent spray, the fox will fall upon seeing it! Congratulations to the host, you have gained a high-level spiritual pet! Forced into marriage by King Zhou? It's impossible. I have a special itching powder that can be used all over the body to itch. Congratulations to the host, you have gained the heart of a true dragon! Was the interception used to fill the exam? If this doesn't work, it's all dead. Who will buy my product? I'll go talk to that white-haired guy. Congratulations to the host for completing the ultimate goal and becoming rich in the world of gods. Would you like to choose to return to the original world immediately, or continue to stay in this world? White-haired little brother: Dare to leave! First, pay off the fees for refining utensils, purifying solutions, commissions for promotion, and contracting fees for mountains that have been owed to me over the years (the hundred-page fee list is omitted here)! Su Qing: Is this the legendary scumbag who asks for gifts after a breakup? Intention: Self-improvement and self-love