[The new article "How to drive a love brain monster crazy" has been published, please collect it^_^]
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Yuan Shi: There was once a sincere relationship in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. After she went to Jiejiao to become a disciple, I regretted it to my heart's content. Why didn't I just accept a female disciple? Why didn't I nod?
Because I want her to be the wife of the head teacher of Chan Cult, but she only wants to be my little disciple.
Cry with laughter!
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Xiao Jin is a koi carp who has practiced for three thousand years and finally transformed. However, his magic power is low and his memory is bad. He can only remember the people and things he has seen within three days.
One day, the fox demon sister who was taking her down the mountain suddenly panicked and said: "Xiao Jin, your husband-in-law is here to find you. Go and hug him. Don't let go, otherwise he will be angry and terrible!"
Xiao Jin looked up and saw an immortal in white walking from a distance, with a long sword dripping with blood and a terrifying aura.
Is this really her husband-in-law? Are you sure you're not here to slay demons?
Xiao Jin looked at the other person's white hair and vaguely felt that he looked familiar. It seemed that he might really be her father-in-law, so she ran over excitedly and hugged the white-clothed immortal's waist without letting go.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I have a bad memory, sir, please don't be angry with me."
The sword in Yuan Shi's hand fell to the ground with a clang, and his eyes suddenly shone deeply.
After not seeing each other for a few days, the little koi actually understood what he was thinking. It was so gratifying that she finally understood.
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Yuelao has been very worried recently. Three thousand years ago, he accidentally dropped a red thread, and the red thread entangled Yuanshi Tianzun and a newborn koi.
Help! Who doesn't know that Yuanshi Tianzun hates things that turn into eggs and wear horns? Yue Lao has already predicted his tragic end after the matter is exposed.
So, before the little koi transformed, Yue Lao found an opportunity to steal her away. He couldn't really let Tianzun fall in love with a fish, because he would be split into eight pieces by Tianzun.
Later, Tianzun, who lost his beloved, smashed the heaven, split the underworld, and dug three feet into the human world to find his little koi.
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A sweet little piece of writing, try some funny writing.
The heroine is naturally black and flirtatious, with koi attributes and built-in rebound skills. Treating her well will bring good luck, and anyone who treats her with ill intentions will choke to death if he drinks water.
This article is also known as: "The whole heaven is watching the crematorium of Yuanshi chasing his wife" "The little koi with eight-second memory always admits the wrong Taoist couple" "Writing random words in the book will be beaten by Tianzun" "After the old house caught fire, Yuanshi Tianzun crazily doted on his wife every day"
Demining: 1-Xianxia novels disguised as gods are considered to be spoofs of the original works. Just read the text and pictures for ease, but don't take it too seriously.
2-The heroine is cute, cute, cute, and a cute and loving girl.
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Preview of the next book: "The delicate and charming woman marries the blackened Queen Yang Jian"
On their wedding night, Yang Jian looked up at the moon and missed Chang'e every day.
Cun Xin lifted her hijab and went to the backyard to catch up with her ex 123.
You have Bai Yueguang, and I have ex 123.
These days, no one has had a few love affairs before marriage.
You have mooncakes from Bai Yueguang, and I have sunflowers, dragon scales, and dragon skin skirts from my predecessors.
You have a roaring dog, I have a lucky cat, you have a lot of friends and sisters, my best friend has friends all over the world, and I am very cool after I don't love you anymore.
Baoqian colleagues, Yang Jian chases his wife at the crematorium.
After Cun Xin was reborn, he was angry with Yang Jian every day, and Xiao Tianwen flew into heaven.
This article is also known as: "Dragon Girl She Just Wants to Be the King of the Sea" "That Cold God of War Always Wants to Force Love on Me" "After I was paired with Yang Jian Lalang, he made me unable to get out of bed for three days"
Concept: cause and effect cycle
Reader comments
I don't know why, but when I saw this, I only had one thought, and Yuan Shi's strength dropped all of a sudden.
Other pre-collection recommendations in the column: "The Little Salted Fish Princess [Red Mansion]", "I Dominated the Ancient World after Daozu's Crematorium", "The Blackened Senior Sister Was Reborn and Ruined" are all sweet and refreshing sand sculptures^_^.
Ah, it's so annoying. When will Ran Deng die? This Yuanshi is so speechless.
Hey, hey, it's another day of crying with zero-click articles, good night!
Rubbish really doesn't change people, why is it destined by nature?
When did Yuanshi break the sexual precept? (Doge)
Sweet candy! Eat more bites
There will be Di Xin and Kong Xuan in the future haha
The author writes very well!
I knew it wouldn't go so well
Can they be a little smoother~~~
Madam, are you still updating? (Crying. It's really well written. I want to read it.)
A piano that only belongs to you~
Hug [hug] [hug] You should pay attention to rest [cover your face and peek] You are the best [spread flowers] [spread flowers]
I don't know why, but when I saw this, I only had one thought, and Yuan Shi's strength dropped all of a sudden.
Other pre-collection recommendations in the column: "The Little Salted Fish Princess [Red Mansion]", "I Dominated the Ancient World after Daozu's Crematorium", "The Blackened Senior Sister Was Reborn and Ruined" are all sweet and refreshing sand sculptures^_^.
Ah, it's so annoying. When will Ran Deng die? This Yuanshi is so speechless.
Hey, hey, it's another day of crying with zero-click articles, good night!
Rubbish really doesn't change people, why is it destined by nature?
When did Yuanshi break the sexual precept? (Doge)
Sweet candy! Eat more bites
There will be Di Xin and Kong Xuan in the future haha
The author writes very well!
I knew it wouldn't go so well
Can they be a little smoother~~~
Madam, are you still updating? (Crying. It's really well written. I want to read it.)
A piano that only belongs to you~
Hug [hug] [hug] You should pay attention to rest [cover your face and peek] You are the best [spread flowers] [spread flowers]
Main mission: Send a letter to the master's wife!