A Guide to Cucumber Spirits

As the first cucumber to become a spirit, he wanted to earn people's faith, so he rented a plot of land in the human world and tried to grow huge, thick cucumbers for people to worship. Then, before his cucumber field had even ripened, a television crew showed up and made him famous. #Share this picture and your "cucumber" will grow huge and thick# Picture: The cucumber spirit picking cucumbers in his field #A blessing for men with erectile dysfunction! No more Viagra, no more trips to the hospital# Picture: The cucumber spirit watering his cucumbers #Shocking! The person who makes all men feel both afraid and excited turns out to be him...# Picture: The cucumber spirit from behind. However, this cucumber spirit didn't become the peerless top everyone had imagined. #Just curious, how impressive is the cucumber of the person who topped that cucumber god? Asking for a friend. Waiting online. # The cucumber spirit forgot all about it in his "happy" life: cucumbers are hermaphrodites, you know! So when his belly started growing bigger day by day, he was dumbfounded. [Updates every night at nine. At other times, it's either bonus chapters or proofreading fixes. I'll give a one-chapter heads-up before bonus updates.] Coming soon, a fantasy danmei Quick Transmigration story: Me, a Money Spirit, Love Me [Quick Transmigration]. Visit my author page to bookmark it. Announcement! Announcement! A coin has become a spirit! The Money Spirit confidently swept a lock of hair from his forehead and smiled: "Everyone loves money. You don't? I don't believe it." This is the story of a Money Spirit transmigrating through different worlds and face-slapping hypocritical scumbags who claim they don't love money. Worlds: An aloof, noble white-lotus painter who refuses to let art be tainted by money [✓] A gentle, saintly male kindergarten teacher who didn't marry into a wealthy family for money A selfish, wilful rich second-generation heir who doesn't want to inherit the family business and only dreams of farming [More to come] Theme: