A Ridiculous Survival Handbook

My name is Yang Adao. I'm female, and I love money.

An hour ago, the elementary school kid who lives next door knocked on my door.

He told me that if I helped him write an 800-word essay, he'd treat me to barbecue tonight.

It's not like I'm the kind of person who's easily swayed.

But since he seemed so sincere, I took his workbook very seriously and wrote, stroke by stroke, an essay destined to become a model of high-scoring work

"My Dream"

Confirmed: Being a goofball is contagious.