Everyone Who Tried to Fight Me Got Their Ass Kicked

Wei Yunbai is impossibly handsome, quiet and obedient, and a brilliant actor. It’s a shame he’s mentally ill. The Chosen Ones:, So what? He’s that gorgeous, of course we’ll love him, spoil him, tie him up, and take him by force :) Wei Yunbai smiles gently. “Sure.” Later. The tall, burly, rough and savage king of the grasslands; the carefree, womanizing rogue who can talk his way through anything; the ruthless, coldhearted CEO and rival in love; the Grim Reaper who spies through reflections and collects souls; the deep and calculating emperor surrounded by countless beauties… They all end up beneath him. [The bottom has dissociative identities, and they don’t merge] [Top’s POV; both top and bottom are unwell] [Everything in the setting serves the plot] Weibo: @JinjiangChangNianJun Coming soon: Straight-Passing [Book Transmigration]: Li Zouxing is gay, and a total top. But then he transmigrates into The Journey in His Hands, a web novel full of straight men from a male-oriented fiction site. The male lead in the book lives into his thirties, then takes a secret medicine at death’s door and regains his youth. No one combines youthful innocence with maturity, or flirtatiousness with feigned purity, better than he does. He’s a first-rate beauty just waiting for Li Zouxing to take a bite. But the author tells Li Zouxing, you can’t go back in this life. This is a harem novel, so you can’t hook up with men, and you have to stay in character. And what is Li Zouxing’s role in the book? A little ray of sunshine, sweet and innocent, the male lead’s best buddy, a bright and upright loyal sidekick. Every time he watches the male lead effortlessly crush every villain around him with overwhelming flair, Li Zouxing acts the part and says, “You’re amazing!” But in his heart, he’s thinking, damn, this sexy man ties his apron around his waist every time he cooks, and his waist is so slim I could wrap both hands around it. * Gu Wencheng has always been popular with women. One day at a bar, he sees his loyal sidekick being hit on by a heavily made-up woman, and his face instantly darkens. The violent emotions inside him are almost impossible to control. In an era where the whole book is straight romance, Gu Wencheng thinks his possessiveness and controlling nature are acting up. Only later does he realize he’s jealous of that woman. [Top’s POV] [A sunny, charming on the surface, rotten to the core, gifted actor of a top x a male-oriented fiction hero, eighteen on the outside and thirty-eight in reality, bottom] [Strong leads; the male lead is intensely possessive, while the top likes to tease but never acts on it] Coming soon: The Pretentious Heartthrob: Synopsis Qi Cheng is carefree, dashing, and a notorious womanizer, dubbed the biggest delinquent at XX High by his roommates. One day, a whole lot of inexplicable options suddenly appear in his peaceful life. In a dim corner, a handsome guy lies injured on the ground. [A school bully from XX High has been spotted ten meters ahead. Would you like to help?] [A. Help him and flirt with him] [B. Not only refuse to help, but strip off his underwear \(≧▽≦)/] Qi Cheng puts out his cigarette, happily picks B first, then A. At the school auditorium, an outstanding but aloof student representative hurries toward the stage, dropping his speech on the floor. [A top student from XX High has dropped an important document two meters ahead. Would you like to help?] [A. Help him once he’s nearly in tears and his eyes are red] [B. You’d rather see what he looks like crying in public] Qi Cheng picks up the speech, tutting. “What the hell are these options? Every one of them hits exactly where I live.” The principal invites a popular boy band to perform at the school’s centennial celebration. The band’s leader has an arrogant gaze, and the curve of his lips is both teasing and restrained, with the faint outline of abs showing through. [A handsome superstar is about to have a bottle of water thrown at him by a student in the front row. Would you like to help?] [A. Don’t help. His clothes will cling to his body, right?] [B. One bottle of water won’t be enough] Holy shit. Qi Cheng, a true delinquent: “These options are shameless as hell.” Which one should he choose? Obviously B, idiot. Theme: