If I Don't Make It Big, I'll Have to Become a Eunuch [Entertainment Industry]

The story is complete! My next historical danmei novel, Embrace Senior Brother's Golden Finger [Reborn], is open for follows. Please add it to your favorites! Yan Lin, a eunuch of the highest rank, transmigrated into the body of a notorious, bottom-tier internet celebrity. He had an enormously powerful System bound to him, and the System said that if he couldn't become overpowered in the entertainment industry, he'd become a eunuch all over again! To preserve his dignity as a man, Yan Lin gave it everything he had. He smashed rocks against his chest, shot at targets blindfolded, recited classical poems on livestream, and even rode a horse across the water. With a refreshing, unpretentious persona and absurdly strong literary and martial skills, he stood head and shoulders above everyone else in the industry! The System's friendly reminder (^_ ^): Little Lin, you're not famous enough yet. I suggest you get on good terms with President Shao of the Barrette Group. Take a shortcut and being overpowered will be even more fun! Yan Lin: Ha. 1. Shao Si'an looks exactly like my mortal enemy from my previous life. 2. So I beat him up in public. 3. Then I found out he was my boss. 4. Now the whole internet is hunting me down, and you want me to get on good terms with him??? Blurb 2: Haters: Yan Lin only graduated middle school! He's a bottom-tier internet celebrity! He sells unbranded, counterfeit junk! He's got nothing going for him except his looks. What gives him the right to become Best Actor? Then someone filmed Yan Lin holding hands with President Shao. President Shao said coolly, "I spoil him. So what?" The haters pouted: Forget I said anything... An incredibly strong, wickedly cunning, dazzlingly charming bottom x a cold-on-the-outside, warm-on-the-inside, lovesick CEO top The story of an internet celebrity's rise to stardom [Reading Guide] 1. A sweet, satisfying story with a strong top and a strong bottom. In his previous life, the top was an emperor, and the bottom was a real eunuch and a general. The bottom is universally adored, gorgeous and dazzlingly charming, and skilled in every one of the eighteen martial arts. He fights his way through one challenge after another, leveling up and taking down scumbags. 2. The bottom is bound to an enormously powerful System. The more powerful the cheat, the bigger the accessories. 3. The bottom has a son, but he isn't his biological child. More on that later. 4. If you don't like it, click X. No need to tell me. My historical danmei novel, Embrace Senior Brother's Golden Finger [Reborn], is now open. Visit my author page and add it to your favorites! The great villain of the martial world, Xiang Ziqing, inspired both love and hatred throughout the land. People loved his peerless beauty, unmatched by anyone in the world. One glance was enough to leave them entranced. They hated him because he was beautiful but cruel, a mass murderer who would put on a frail, innocent act as soon as he was done killing. Nothing made people grind their teeth more. But no one could hurt Xiang Ziqing, because he had powerful people backing him! The martial arts alliance leader was his sworn brother, a prince with power over the realm was his guest, a great general whose achievements eclipsed the emperor's was his friend through life and death, and even the emperor was his disciple! Everyone: We wouldn't dare, we wouldn't dare... They couldn't hurt him, but they could still talk trash. People in the martial world all said: Xiang Ziqing is a great villain. Xiang Ziqing has a bad temper. When Xiang Ziqing gets angry, rivers of blood will flow. But his junior apprentice brother, Sui Yu, thought it was utterly absurd. His beloved senior brother Xiang Ziqing was the most beautiful person alive, with the softest heart. Sui Yu would never forget that day. Torrential rain poured down as he and his senior brother huddled beneath a single umbrella. Before them stood countless martial artists bent on bringing them to justice, and behind them yawned an abyss. For the first time, Sui Yu heard his senior brother's thoughts. As Xiang Ziqing shielded Sui Yu behind him, he thought: If my junior brother would kiss me, I'd let these beasts keep their miserable lives and spare them. But if I really die today, being buried here with my junior brother would be lovely too. I wonder if he'd be so angry he'd jump off the cliff if I confessed my feelings right now... Sui Yu gazed at his senior brother, who looked so confident on the outside, and suddenly smiled, his eyes crinkling. "All right. I'll kiss you, dear senior brother." Visit my author page and add it to your favorites. Mwah! 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