[Crossover] My Body Was Actually...

[Content warning: This is basically a vulgar, meme-heavy comedy. If that's not for you, please don't read. It's New Year, let's leave each other with a good mood, mwah.] [Complete, so feel free to binge. The new story, Holy Grail, Are You Finally Broken?, is about to begin. Please follow!] Saiki woke up one day to find that he had become someone named Midoriya, whose identity was... a hero? "Midoriya, isn't your quirk muttering to yourself? Why have you stopped talking?" "..." #The evolution of a silent guy into a chatterbox?#! Midoriya woke up one day to find that he had become someone named Shinichi, whose identity was... a detective? "I told you not to go running around! Criminals aren't easy to catch!" "...Yeah, they all come crashing into me because I have built-in magnetism." #The death god's aura is a hero's greatest golden finger#! Shinichi woke up one day to find that he had become someone named Amu, whose identity was... a girl student?? "Ah... Amu, how have you been feeling lately?" "...What the heck is this magical girl transformation?!" #What's it like to transmigrate into a girl?#! Amu woke up one day to find that she had become someone named Tsunayoshi, whose identity was... some kind of boss??? "Why does the Tenth feel especially powerful today?" "I just have a cool aura. My legs are trembling..." #How do you survive while impersonating the real deal in front of a crowd of fans (mistakenly)?#! Tsunayoshi woke up one day to find that he had become someone named Yugi, whose identity was... the Pharaoh from 3,000 years ago???? "Another me... huh?" "Why are there two people in this body, and why can they see each other's souls?!" #A complete cover blown in minutes#! Meanwhile, the Pharaoh, having reclaimed his name, was contentedly drinking tea in the underworld. "It feels like something's tugging at me. Is aibou calling for me? Just a little longer..." And beside Saiki's body, which had no soul in it, someone was crying their heart out. "Aibou!" #That's not the same thing at all#! This is a story about lots of people struggling to keep their secret identities hidden, while accidentally turning the world into a complete mess. Episodic stories at first, then a big mash-up. #No fixed protagonist, no CP, possibly a slight Dark-and-Light pairing, but not much.# Comedies inevitably have out-of-character moments. Please repeat after me: the characters belong to their original creators; the OOC moments belong to me. Recommendations: My Crossover stories with no CP, available to follow in advance: [ Crossover ] I'm Just an Ordinary Person: A story about a chuuni big shot who was given every cheat ability in the world, but chose to throw them all away and be an "ordinary person." A friend's story: The Hero's Name Is Itachi by Mu Duo Yu Up next! [ Crossover ] Holy Grail, Are You Finally Broken? Blurb: The Fourth Holy Grail War now has fourteen teams competing. But the extra participants are all a bit strange. For instance, the heir to a certain Italian seafood family and his family's first Heroic Spirit. For instance, a certain card-playing boy and the Pharaoh from 3,000 years ago. For instance, a certain Blue King and a Red King who died not long ago. For instance, a boy who can see spirits and his grandmother. For instance, a certain No. 1 hero and his successor. And for instance... An ordinary transmigrator, XXXX, stares at the person he summoned and falls into deep thought. It's true that the Holy Grail can summon Heroic Spirits from the past, present, and future, but the people standing here... Holy Grail, are you finally and completely broken? ☆ A lively parody full of jokes and snark. The protagonist's name is XXXX, and they have no gender. There's a preview of the first chapter of this story in the author's collection, Blurb Storage. Theme: