The Princess Is a Brat

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Blurb

Word around the capital is that Princess Yu Yao, infamous for her spoiled and unruly ways, is finally choosing a husband!

In no time, everyone of marriageable age, from newly risen court officials to ordinary commoners, began shutting themselves indoors, afraid the imperial guards might drag them into the palace to become the unlucky groom.

Xu Yuyao: Tsk, cowards. I already have someone I love!

Xie Bai: Which unlucky fellow is it?

Xu Yuyao: I won't let you call yourself that!

Xie Bai: ???

A silly, meme-filled blurb

1. After the imperial family had five sons, they finally had a princess. The emperor ordered: Spoil her rotten!

"Your Majesty, the princess burned down a palace!"

"Let it burn! If one isn't enough, burn another!"

"Your Majesty, the princess roasted all your koi!"

"Roast them! If one pond isn't enough, raise another!"

"Your Majesty, the princess... she says she wants to marry a woman!"

"Let her marry! If one isn't enough... Wait a second?!"

2. Eunuch: Your Majesty, you've sent the princess to school for three years now!

Emperor: Has she admitted she was wrong?

Eunuch: No. The princess also says she's found her prince consort. It's a woman.

Emperor: ???!!!

*Cover characters: Qiqi [Jinfeng Xiyu]

※ I only accept objective corrections (typos, awkward sentences, plot holes), not subjective writing advice. I have my own writing habits. If this novel suits your tastes, welcome! If it doesn't, let's part on good terms.

Reader's guide and a defense of my likes and warnings:

1. The setting is entirely fictional. Historical terms may appear, but the novel's own setting takes precedence.

2. The princess may seem more like the top at first. Later, as the prince consort grows into his role, they switch, so I chose a switch pairing.

3. The princess really is spoiled, extremely so. Since this is set in ancient times, her values differ from modern ones. Please read with caution if that bothers you. Attacks on the characters are not welcome.

4. The plot includes some very old-fashioned melodramatic tropes. The author likes that sort of thing.

5. Weibo: @Yan Yun, What Do I Do About Having Too Many Ideas

Coming soon: Getting Cheated On, Then Marrying the Scumbag's Aunt

Blurb:

Lin Luoluo, the capital's most spoiled heiress, has recently become the biggest topic of gossip in high society.

Her fiance cheated on her!

Lin Luoluo was furious.

Everyone in the capital knew Lin Luoluo lived by the rule, "I can choose not to have it, but you can't take it from me."

Although she'd once tried and failed to return her fiance, anything bearing the Lin Luoluo label couldn't just be snatched away, could it?

Furious, Lin Luoluo went alone to the Xi family to demand an explanation.

She didn't see the scumbag, but she did see a stunning beauty who was exactly her type.

Looking at the "other woman," whom the scumbag had pushed out, standing there looking completely bewildered and innocent, Lin Luoluo suddenly changed her mind.

She didn't want the scumbag anymore.

Lin Luoluo: I look better than that scumbag, I'm richer than him, and I'm more devoted. Why don't you dump him and marry me?

The beauty thought about it, then nodded. "All right. When shall we register our marriage?"

Lin Luoluo: Right now!

*

Xi Lingyu hadn't been back to her family home in a long time. After the old master begged her repeatedly, she finally returned.

She was there specifically to clean up the mess left by her good-for-nothing, dissolute nephew.

Before she could even say a word, her nephew's spoiled fiance mistook her for the "other woman."

Although she lived out of town, Xi Lingyu had heard a little about the capital's spoiled young lady, Lin.

She prepared herself for a furious scolding, but instead heard a very interesting proposal.

So she agreed.

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