The Whole Internet Is Obsessed with Me

[Not recommended for reading, not recommended for reading!!!]

(1)

One year after her debut, Nan Zhi went from being the darling everyone loved to a female celebrity hated by the entire internet.

Former fans, fans of her former groupmates, and casual onlookers all declared: Nan Zhi, get out of the entertainment industry!

#BoycottNanZhiStartingWithYouAndMe#

Not long afterward, the very same people:

Nan’s new album is out? Buy, buy, buy!

Nan’s limited-edition magazine? I have to get it!

#I’mNotEatingMyWords,ICanJustNotControlMyHands#

Fan 1: Weren’t you haters? Don’t come and fight me for the magazine!

Fan 2: As if fighting fans for the magazine wasn’t enough, now I have to fight haters for it too. [I’ve got it so hard.jpg]

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When Nan Zhi first debuted, award-winning producer Li Yan said in an interview that her voice was so sweet it made people uncomfortable. Netizens chased him down and cursed him out.

Later, when Nan Zhi was exposed for bullying her groupmates, countless netizens turned from fans into haters and went to apologize under Li Yan’s Weibo posts.

That very night, Li Yan announced he had signed the disgraced Nan Zhi.

#WeSaidWeWouldHateNanZhiTogether,ButYouSecretlyDefectedToTheEnemy#

Later still, two of Li Yan’s side accounts were exposed:

He was also the famous over-the-top flatterer in Nan Zhi’s fan community.

He was also the big fan who led the charge shipping “Nan-Li” in their CP supertopic.

Netizens: No one can escape the irresistible appeal of something they used to hate. Even an award-winning producer can’t escape it!

[With the rising sun and the stars, I’m enchanted by you.]

[Highlighted: I don’t have extensive music theory knowledge, so please take the parts in the story that touch on it with a grain of salt. Professionals, please don’t scrutinize them too closely.]

[Weibo: Huluobobei Shark. The character designs for the leads are on Weibo. Search “Strawberry Hard Candy.”]

Please take a look at my next story, Married at First Sight to My Lucky First Love. A sweet, satisfying romance, currently being drafted. It opens on the 24th.

[Forward this lucky carp and you’ll become as rich as Mr. Li!]

[1]

In high school, Zhao Nuo had a first love that came to nothing. He was a transfer student rumored to come from a family with a billion yuan. Their relationship ended when he suddenly dropped out.

She thought she would never see her first love again, until one day she spotted him on the street wearing jeans so faded they were almost white.

Li Wenheng: Zhao Nuo, could you lend me some money for food?

Her rich second-generation first love seemed to be having an even harder time than she was.

[2]

After marrying her first love at first sight, Zhao Nuo discovered that her luck had turned and everything in her life began going her way.

When the refrigerator at home broke, her first love entered a shopping mall raffle and won a luxurious double-door refrigerator.

When she wanted to open a shop, her first love won a hundred thousand yuan in the lottery.

After observing him, Zhao Nuo came to a conclusion: Her first love was incredibly lucky! He was a walking human-shaped lucky carp!

Lucky Carp Li quietly put away his wallet and asked with an indulgent smile, “What else does Nuonuo want? The TV’s old. Should we get a new one?”

Her little wallet grew fatter, and her relationship with her first love grew better and better. Just as they were saving up to move to a new home, Zhao Nuo saw the eldest son of Shiyuan Construction on a financial news channel.

His hair was slicked back, and he wore a perfectly tailored black suit. His face was exactly the same as the man washing dishes in her kitchen.

The “lucky carp” Mr. Li, who had been living a miserable life: Oh no. I’m done for.

Little scene:

Everyone said the eldest son of Shiyuan Construction had a vicious temper. When he first returned to City B, he was as ferocious as a beast that had lost its most precious treasure.

Later, the young master disappeared for a while. When he returned, he had a woman by his side. He coaxed her softly and gently, afraid she might be unhappy.

[Second-chance romance, beautiful and sweet heroine X seemingly gentle but secretly scheming man who plays up his misery every day, Lucky Carp Mr. Li who uses money to make his fortune]

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