A certain yellow weasel who plays the fool while secretly being a tiger often sneaks down the mountain to steal chickens, making life miserable for the villagers. One day, a wandering Daoist passed by and, after a great deal of difficulty, subdued the weasel.
The wandering Daoist had thought of everything, but never guessed that this yellow weasel would have boundless magical powers and could take on heaven and earth, capable of anything! Nor did he ever imagine that the weasel was the lover to whom he had owed so much in a past life.
“Lin He, even though I really did owe you a lot in my past life, you didn’t have to reincarnate as a man just to spite me, did you?” Fo Li lay across Lin He’s lap, a wine cup between his lips and one hand propping up his chin. His eyes narrowed flirtatiously as he asked with a smile that was almost a smirk.
“Reincarnation is beyond my control.” Lin He held a copy of the Nanhua Jing and sat upright, his eyes lowered as he looked at Fo Li on his lap and replied calmly.
Fo Li curled his lips in a dismissive smile, then tipped back his head and drained his cup. He reached out, pushed Lin He down, and tossed away the scripture in his hands. His voice turned hoarse. “You know I’ve always hated that cold, aloof look of yours.”
With that, he teased him with his fingertips, drawing one soft, breathless gasp after another from the man beneath him.
“Tsk. You look much better like this.” He brushed the flush beneath Lin He’s eyes and smiled.
“Lin He, what do you think yellow weasels like to eat most?” Fo Li tightened his grip, then looked up at Lin He, who was covering half his face with one hand and gasping for breath, and smiled innocently.
“Enough... enough!”
“Don’t be like that, Lin’er. It’s a long night, and what fun is there in that lousy scripture compared to your husband?”
“Fo Li!”
“Shh. You’re already shouting so loud. What are you going to do later?”
The path defies heaven, the Dao is condemned by all.
The battles span the eight directions and four seas; home is the passing of days in the mortal world.
