The Snake Demon Raises a Child and Scopes Out Big Shots in a Rich Family Novel [Book Transmigration]

The snake spirit Yu Yaoyao transmigrates into a novel as a third-rate actress destined to be cannon fodder. The actress gets blacklisted over rumors of an affair, loses her rich husband to a rival, watches her son die tragically, sees her career hit rock bottom, and ends up paralyzed. Yu Yaoyao is determined to change it all! From then on, she takes charge of both taming the villain and honing her acting skills! [At Home] Assistant: Boss, the madam is in another scandal! On the other end of the phone. The tycoon looks down patiently at Yu Yaoyao wrapped around his waist. "Get down!" Yu Yaoyao: "No! *Sniffle, sniffle.* Honey, that movie star is so ugly~ He scared me so much I couldn't sleep last night~ Let's have a second baby to calm my nerves!" [On Set] Director: "You're playing a thousand-year-old snake spirit, bewitching and passionate, yet with an innocence untouched by worldly affairs. It's a very complex role!" Yu Yaoyao: "...Isn't that just me?" Director: "As an actress, when I say 'Action,' your tears should start falling... Damn, that's enough, you can stop crying now." Yu Yaoyao: "Piece of cake." [Cannon fodder makes a comeback from the brink of ruin, and finds success in both her career and love life!] [Bold snake-spirit goddess and a cold-faced, warm-hearted tycoon!] The point of this story: indulgent fun! Come on in! * [I'm Grading Homework in the Cultivation World. Add it to your reading list if you like it!] Lin Ranran is grading her little niece's essay when she suddenly transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder villainess. According to the plot, her sect is in decline and weak in battle. It will soon be wiped out by the other sects. After transmigrating, Lin Ranran sees nothing but darkness. But when an elder from the villainous sect comes to provoke them, something unexpected happens: A grading panel suddenly appears before her. [Please grade this sentence.] Villainous Elder: "Hand over your useless sect leader, or I'll slaughter all your elite disciples right now." Lin Ranran pauses, then gets to work. 1. Punctuation error: the sentence should end with an exclamation mark to convey the intensity of the emotion. 2. "Useless" and "elite" contradict each other. If the sect leader is useless, how can the disciples be elite? "Inner-sect disciples" would make more sense. 3. The sentence is not concise enough to convey authority. Lin Ranran writes in the grading panel: 60 points. [Grading successful: the target's combat strength has dropped to 60%.] Lin Ranran: "!" The villainous elder grins cruelly and unleashes the world-destroying power of a peak Nascent Soul cultivator, subduing Lin Ranran's master, who is only at the early Nascent Soul stage. But in the space of a single breath, his cultivation... plummets. Late Nascent Soul, middle Nascent Soul, early Nascent Soul, newly entered Nascent Soul! Villain: "!" Lin Ranran's master: "!" Lin Ranran silently steps back, keeping her contribution to herself. But who could have guessed that her master would speak again? "Heaven favors our Huading Sect!" [Please grade this sentence.] Lin Ranran tries her hand at it again. - The sentence is concise, its authority comes through, and the neat handwriting earns five extra points. [Grading successful: Master Changshan Daoist's combat strength has increased to 105%.] Lin Ranran: "!" From then on, the Huading Sect rises to prominence. * The great demon fox Mo Yun swears to avenge his clan's massacre at the hands of a half-step god. Hearing that the flourishing Huading Sect's sword is invincible, he immediately hides his slightly red fox tail and joins the sect that very night. "Senior Sister, teach me the supreme sword art!" But before him stands a graceful figure in a white dress, carrying a hint of plum-blossom fragrance. Her fair wrist extends a blue-covered book titled Three Character Classic toward him. "!" "Junior Brother, read after me: 'If a child does not learn, it is wrong. If one does not learn when young, what will one do when old?'" "!!" Theme: There's always a way to solve the problem