[Bungo Stray Dogs | My Hero Academia] I Flirted Casually, but They Took Me Seriously

I'm truly sorry, everyone. I got so upset with sbjj that I deleted the app and left. Maybe we'll meet again out there someday, or perhaps on the next app?

This silly author isn't short on money and won't be putting this story behind a paywall, so please, little angels, don't send me tips! And no nourishing fluids, either! Give them to other authors and stories you love!

Repeating this: No tips! No nourishing fluids! If you like it, just leave a comment!

*Important update! I've revised some of the story's settings. You can read it as a new story, or remove it from your collection.

Blurb: Li Chuan Zhiye thinks he's practically the Port Mafia's most decent member, only a few points behind Nakahara Chuuya at most.

While working hard to become an executive, he unexpectedly ends up having loveless sex with his direct superior. Emm.

The next morning, to avoid an untimely death, Li Chuan Zhiye accepts a long-term undercover mission from Boss Mori, who's been watching the show: infiltrate the enemy alliance.

As an undercover agent in the enemy alliance, Li Chuan Zhiye reports: The people here are good-looking, they talk so nicely, and the work is easy. I'm done with the Port Mafia! (x)

Then the jealous (x) Black Mist bundles him off to U.A. High and tells him that if he doesn't get any useful intel, he shouldn't bother coming back.

And so Li Chuan Zhiye begins his miserable life with hot pot in one hand, blazing-hot chili peppers in the other, and broccoli in between. (x)

Then the new, smiling U.A. teacher corners Li Chuan Zhiye at the top of the stairs and grabs him by his curls. "What a coincidence~ Zhiye, are you moved to see me here?"

Li Chuan Zhiye, looking terrified: "I wouldn't dare move. Not a bit."

A note for readers: I can't promise regular updates, since I want to maintain the quality. But during summer vacation, I can manage three or four updates a week. (x, makes pigeon cooing sounds)

Anyway, I won't abandon this story. (Very serious.)

Pairing: Dazai. No promises about staying in character.

If it's not to your taste, please click x. It'll make things easier and happier for all of us.