The Heartthrobs' Journey Through the Apocalypse

While Zhang Liang was writing a military treatise with Han Xin in the courtyard, he got in the mood and had a couple of drinks. He ended up falling asleep in the courtyard, and when he woke, he found himself in a strange land.

It was not only desolate, but full of moving corpses. Poke one and it hops around; don't poke one and it hops around anyway.

Zhang Liang: I wonder what kind of illusion the general is using. It's pretty convincing.

Han Xin: Strategist, I don't know how to make illusions.

Guo Jia: Oh my, a living sage of strategy! Why don't we have a drink and talk about love?

Xun Yu: We should deal with these mindless corpses first.

Zhou Yu: Burn them all in one go.

Zhuge Liang: By my calculations, our lord is seven li away... burying someone?!!!