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Chen Yun, who suffered from mild social anxiety, transferred to No. 5 Middle School, which is said to be full of five poisons, and became roommates with "problem child" Yu Ren.
It is gratifying and congratulatory for the two scumbags to gather together, and everyone is celebrating.
Then——
Teacher, there are two traitors among us! ! !
Yu Ren: I don't want to take the exam at Tsinghua University or Peking University, not because I can't get into it, but because it's not good enough for me!
Chen Yun [smile] [smile].
[Slight social fear] [Soft cuteness] Genius boy is × [Busy to make money] [Smart but not bald] Drama star funny comparison attack
————Advance payment 1————
"Black technology allows me to do whatever I want in a wealthy family"
1.
The black technology genius traveled to a wealthy family and became the silly "wife" who made the violent male protagonist Luo Xinghe happy.
Wedding day.
The frail Luo Xinghe sat in a wheelchair and smiled sinisterly: "Hmph, a fool and a paralytic are a perfect match. It's so funny."
An innocent smile appeared on the other party's face as white as porcelain: "Don't be afraid, black technology will let you outrun Yamaha!"
Immediately afterwards, he took out the "muscle-enhancing walking device" and kicked two melons away in one step!
Butler: OMG! ! The little fool is actually a genius! ! !
2.
The exhibition hall displays the works of contemporary black technology master Lin Lin. Each work costs RMB 100 million, and it is difficult to get an exhibition ticket.
In everyone's mind, this man is extremely mysterious, probably a bad old man.
As soon as the door opened, thousands of people were excited.
"Is this the self-defeating tool Jingzhinao? It's so useful! Since it came into being, the keyboard warrior has lost his job!!"
"Automatic cooking machine, fully automatic hair washing machine, series that won't be afraid of the cold when going out in winter... Thank you, master, for changing our lives!"
People burst into tears, and suddenly they saw a young boy crying and wanting to smash "a certain functional exercise device". The gentle and handsome man next to him held his waist and smiled softly.
Teenager: "You are old enough!"
He moved, revealing the suspicious red marks on the back of the white porcelain neck and the thin red dots on his wrists.
The man rubbed him into his arms: "Be good~"
I blame you for being too cute, I can't help but think...
Then someone exclaimed: "Ah! How can you smash Master Lin Lin's works!"
"That's right! That's right!" Echoed the other side.
The boy's eyes were watery and there was a little red mark around his mouth: "Why can't I smash my own things!"
Others say: "Ah!!!!"
The dog's barking is Wangwang Broken Bingbing, which shocked my mother for a whole year! ! !
1. A sweet and sweet novel, the kind of logical cheating
2. Paranoid, violent and crazy criticism x black technology geniuses are naturally affected
3. Tendency to be a heartthrob
————Advance payment 2————
"Human, Meow, Meow, Hungry"
"When facing humans, you have to learn to be coquettish, like this."
A certain tabby cat rolled on the ground, let out a "meow~", and successfully obtained food.
"Come and try."
The tabby cat glared fiercely at the little black-faced milk cat in front of him, blinked his sapphire blue eyes, and let out a soft cry at it.
The tabby cat said fiercely: "It's not against me, it's against stupid humans!"
The little black face tilted his head and looked at the human reaching out to QWQ: "Woooooooo..."
The tabby cat hates the lack of iron and rushes to hug him. It points its bright paws at the human. The face that was so coquettish just now shows its fierce look: "Damn you, you dare to make him cry!!!"
Intention: Because of you, I am successful