The Professor Has a Crush on Me?

*Fake delivery guy, real professor X shut-in web novelist - Blurb 1: Su Ran has always kept a secret close to her heart, hiding it carefully for five years. One evening, she opens the door to pick up her food delivery, and there he is: the face she's been longing to see. The man hands her the food with an expressionless face and recites the delivery guy's standard line word for word: "Have you starved to death, miss? Here's your delivery. Please leave me a five-star review." After that, Cen Heng teaches at school by day and delivers food to Su Ran at night. Then one day, he hooks a finger under Su Ran's chin and kisses her again and again. "I've been delivering food to you for so long. When are you going to deliver yourself to me?" Blurb 2: A photo of a lecture by an associate professor in Qincheng University's biochemistry department goes viral. Just as the whole internet is clamoring to marry him, a small Weibo account claiming to be an insider posts a photo: The man in the photo is sitting in a lecture hall with a girl who looks like a student. They're laughing together, one of his hands around her waist, the other touching her face. The public turns against him, and the whole internet starts accusing the professor of having questionable morals. The next day, a famous romance novelist posts a graduation certificate and two marriage certificates. "I hear someone's been praising me for looking young?" Qincheng University's official Weibo account posts three times in one day. "The professor says, 'Everyone can go home now. If she cries, I'll have to comfort her.'" "The professor says, 'Stop confessing your love. The vinegar at home is enough to eat two jin of crab with.'" "Want to witness sweet romance up close? Come apply to Qincheng University." -- *Fake delivery guy, real professor X shut-in web novelist Please add my upcoming story, My Husband Earns Millions in Royalties, to your reading list!!! Blurb: 1. The Shu family is facing enormous debts, so Shu Canxia, the only daughter of its chairman, marries into the Qin family. The betrothal gifts are enough to pay off the debt. Growing up, Shu Canxia heard that the Qin family's eldest grandson had a leg disability, was aloof and reclusive, and never left the house. After moving in, she leaves early and comes home late every day, all to earn enough money to divorce him as soon as possible. Later, Shu Canxia discovers that her cold, distant husband is actually the web-novel superstar whose updates she follows every day... By chance, Shu Canxia becomes famous through a TV drama. She takes all her savings with her and returns to negotiate with Qin Ji. She slides a bank card in front of him. "I'll repay everything the Shu family owes yours within three years. Let's go file for divorce tomorrow." Qin Ji takes a USB drive from his pocket. "The final fifty-two chapters of my new serial. No divorce." Shu Canxia: Oh no, this must be what falling in love feels like... 2. Rumor has it that Shu Canxia married some nouveau riche for the betrothal gifts. He's hideously ugly and never leaves the house. Then one day, he appears at the launch ceremony for a movie adapted from his novel, leaning on a sandalwood cane... What the hell? He's so handsome he outshines the sun and moon the moment he steps outside! Reporter: "May I ask why you chose to marry Mr. Qin just as your career was taking off?" Shu Canxia: "If we hadn't gotten married, this book wouldn't have been adapted for film. I'm not even sure it would've been finished by next year." [Shocking! The real reason a certain actress won't get divorced is so she can nag her husband for updates every day!] [Shocking! A certain novelist's way of making it up to his wife is updating ten thousand words a day!] You might also enjoy my completed stories~ Doctor, Prescribe Me Some Medicine [Quiet neurosurgeon X sickly food editor] Mom, I Want to Marry Him [Seemingly proper traditional Chinese medicine doctor X lawless tree-climber] A Firefighter on Standby at Home [Super manly firefighter X excitable little web novelist] Actor, You've Got the Wrong Room [Tipsy-after-one-drink, unexpectedly adorable actor X beauty blogger] Boss, One Iced Milk Tea [Loaded with cash, delicate stomach X beautiful, sweet milk-tea fanatic] Theme: Fate