Don't Talk, Kiss Me

Coming soon: After Transmigrating into a Book, I Taught the World

After transmigrating into a book, Gu Xi, a hot-tempered underachiever, becomes a pretty but useless female character and the homeroom teacher of a class of high school troublemakers.

Underachiever Gu Xi: ??? What the heck!

Her students:

A violent school bully who does whatever he wants and looks down on everyone.

A business genius with a quick mind who uses his talents for the wrong things.

A cute school beauty who acts like a good girl but is violent behind closed doors.

Watching her students trend online over all sorts of bizarre incidents, Gu Xi suddenly figures it out.

She may not know how to be a good teacher, but she does know how to win over a bunch of little underlings.

Then...

The top student wins gold at the national math olympiad!

The school beauty wins the international triathlon championship!

The school bully takes first place in the electronic information innovation competition!

Years later, Gu Xi has sent off another graduating class and become a frequent trending topic.

A popular star thanks his former teacher, Gu Xi, and donates a classroom building to the school.

A company president thanks his former teacher, Gu Xi, and donates a library to the school.

A world champion thanks his former teacher, Gu Xi, and volunteers to teach the students for free.

Her former students say: We thank heaven that when we were young and clueless, we met the best teacher in the world!

Don't Speak, Kiss Me blurb

Blurb One: After renovations leave formaldehyde levels at an elite high school dangerously high, the school arranges for each grade to study temporarily at a nearby school. The sophomore class is sent to a boys' school.

The top student and school beauty from the honors class goes to the rooftop for some fresh air and runs into the boys' school's "big shot."

At the time, the big shot is happily working through a copy of the Five-Three exam workbook.

School beauty: ...You can even do the bonus questions?

Big shot: I'm just showing off.

The top student and school beauty pulls out a cigarette: Oh, what a coincidence. Me too.

Later, someone sees the top student and school beauty corner the big shot in an alley.

"Do you want to start dating?"

Blurb Two: At a nightclub, the hostesses watch Captain Jiang take down a suspect in three seconds and praise his courage and skill. Only Xu Qiao leans against the wall, blowing smoke rings at Captain Jiang. "Jiang Chengyan, you're still as good at showing off as ever."

Jiang Chengyan: "Likewise."

This story is also called When Two Show-Offs Meet, a Great Love Story Is Bound to Follow.

Tip: Crime investigation story with flashbacks.

Coming soon: Heard You Spawned Right into a Game Over. Please add it to your list, pretty readers. Pretty please!

Theme: The net of justice may have wide meshes, but nothing escapes it.