How Could I Give Up on Protecting My Cubs?

A top who thinks he's a dad and clings to his domineering CEO, puppy-boy persona X a bottom who thinks he's a dad and clings to his soft, adorable secret identity, a prickly wildcat

Both are fiercely protective and dote on each other. The bottom is younger.

The Heavenly Way has fallen into decline, humanity reigns, and the demons are stirring.

A satellite spaceship has flown right up under the Emperor's nose, yet humanity's powerful still can't protect themselves.

An announcement goes up in the Ninth Heaven: Celestial Lords and divine beasts are wanted for undercover work in the mortal realm. They must not abuse their magic or interfere with the human order.

No travel allowance, no social insurance or housing fund, no guarantee you'll make it back, and breaking the heavenly laws means getting struck by lightning.

What does it take to get things done?

The immortals: Faith!

Kong Xuan: Protect the kids!

Long Yuan: Treat your wife well!

Honestly, there's nowhere in all the heavens, earth, seas, and eight directions as wonderful as the human realm. Eating and drinking, loving and laughing, meeting and parting, living and dying: it's all fascinating!

So this is a ridiculous story about a trip to the mortal realm. The top and bottom are both nonhuman. They put on human skin, fight monsters, and fall in love, eventually achieving true union and becoming human again.

Tips:

Kong Xuan

The first peacock in the world, born when the Phoenix gathered the energy of the six directions

Covered in white feathers, exceptionally handsome

Enjoys eating people. The Buddha Shakyamuni attained a golden body six zhang tall, only to be swallowed whole by him.

The Buddha broke out through his back and enfeoffed him as the Peacock Wisdom King, Mother of Buddhas. For thousands of years, he has been confined to the barrier of Wuling Mountain, guarding the passage between the six realms...

His younger brother, the Golden-Winged Great Peng, enjoys eating dragons.

One day, he went to the Eastern Sea to slay evil dragons and devour demon serpents, but accidentally caught something with a shell that he couldn't bite through (Wait, are dragons born from eggs?)

"Big Brother, there isn't a living thing within five hundred li of Mount Wuling's Chaomu Peak. Aren't you lonely? Want a pet?"

For more, check out:

"I'll Quietly Watch You Act" (BL)

"I've Got Plenty of Time" (BL)

"Clear as Ever" (BG)

"Waiting for the Wind to Come" (BG)

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