Summon a rich woman to take care of me.
Ding! Your rich woman is ringing your doorbell.
What the hell, this is obviously a man!
Rich woman: "Not only am I a man, I'm gay, too."
A flamboyant, infuriating, loaded bottom x a handsome, scheming top who thinks he's dirt poor
Warnings: A melodramatic, sweet little comedy, pure entertainment, silly and absurd. The author's writing skills are limited, so please don't make personal attacks or nitpick.
The top likes to dress up as a woman whenever he feels like it.
I commissioned the cover art myself, and all rights belong to me. No need to worry about it.