I Picked Up a Tyrant for a Husband

(This is a silly comedy~) On her way up the mountain to gather herbs, Xiaofu found a man with a broken leg who claimed to have lost his memory. The man was skilled in both letters and arms, proficient in music, chess, calligraphy, and painting, and even knew how to use an embroidery needle. Most importantly... he was handsome! Xiaofu was the only child in her family for three generations. Her grandfather had told her that if she wanted to improve the next generation, she had to marry a handsome man. So Xiaofu cared for him, treated him, won him over, and... married him on her own initiative. But one day, Xiaofu saw a wanted poster for a rebel at the market. That's when she realized she was screwed: having children was no longer the priority. Staying alive was! * Xiao Shen was the current crown prince. He had been framed and branded a traitor plotting rebellion. He had a secret no one knew: he was afflicted with a strange poison. Whenever it flared up, it brought splitting headaches, a bloodthirsty frenzy, and demonic madness. Then he met a girl who smelled of herbs, and his symptoms vanished at once. To stay by his "antidote," Xiao Shen brought all his talents to bear: his looks, his skills, sweet talk, and even pretending to be lame... But one day, the girl returned and hurriedly shoved a divorce agreement into his hands. "Our fates have run their course. You should leave." Xiao Shen narrowed his eyes. Hadn't she said she liked his face? Or was she unhappy because he hadn't agreed to consummate their marriage? "My lady, we're already married. You have to take responsibility for me!" #I Picked Up a Tyrant Husband #His Wife Is His Antidote #The Tyrant Was Mistaken for a Baby-Making Tool [The heroine, whose only goal is to continue the family line] VS [The hero, doing his utmost to keep his antidote close] [Hero] I only see her as a medicinal ingredient, but she wants me to continue the family line. QAQ~ Currently serializing: The Darling Girl and the God of War [One-sentence blurb] What could a young girl possibly do wrong? She just wants to absorb a little dragon aura~ [Blurb 1] The fifth young miss of the Grand Tutor's residence, Su, is frail and gasps after every few steps. A delicate flower of a girl, people say she won't live past eighteen. She's sixteen this year. The heir of Prince Chen's residence is renowned as the God of War. He made his name young and has won countless battles, but three of his fiances have died. He's twenty-five this year. Not long after Heir Fu returned to the capital from the battlefield, a rumor spread through Luoyang: Fifth Miss Su and Heir Fu were having an affair! The two people involved had completely different reactions. Fu Shili: (coldly) Stop spreading rumors! Su Nian'an: (shyly) Oh, well... that's not something we should discuss out loud~ [Blurb 2] The Su and Fu families are political rivals and have never gotten along. Yet the fifth young miss of the Su family, who seems to topple at the slightest touch, often goes to "throw herself" at Fu Shili. Fu Shili is convinced this must be the Su family's beauty trap. The girl grows bolder and bolder. At a poetry gathering, she takes the opportunity to throw her arms around him in front of everyone. "H-Heir, I didn't mean to do that. Please don't blame me." Her peach-blossom eyes shimmer with watery light, veiled in mist, and she looks on the verge of tears. Fu Shili: "..." What a scheming woman! [Blurb 3] One day at a palace banquet, Fu Shili was alone in a waterside pavilion, getting some air, when a fair, delicate little hand tugged at his sleeve. When Fu Shili turned around, he saw a flushed little face. The girl was drunk and seemed to be working up her courage. "H-Heir, does your household still need a future princess consort? What do you think... of me?" Fu Shili: "..." Is she recommending herself as his bride? [Blurb 4] The hidden guards by Fu Shili's side have been worried lately. Their heir is regularly teased by a young girl until his face turns red, he can't sleep at night, and his mind is in a daze. What are they supposed to do?! The rumors grew wilder and wilder, and Fu Shili was greatly troubled. Someone even asked when he planned to marry Fifth Miss Su. Fu Shili finally couldn't take it anymore. He met Su Nian'an alone and asked, "Miss Su, what exactly are you trying to do? Why not just say it plainly?" Su Nian'an blinked, her eyes sparkling. "The whole city knows we're involved now, so you have to marry me." Fu Shili's ears burned. "..." Had he really been thoroughly trapped? * Everyone says Fu Shili is cursed by the Seven Malefic Stars, and anyone who gets close to him will meet a miserable end. But Su Nian'an knows that even if everyone else abandons her, Fu Shili will protect her with his life. More importantly, she needs to absorb dragon aura to stay alive. (The heroine is reborn, and the two save each other.) [Reading Guide] 1. The heroine plays dumb while secretly being clever. She seems sweet and naive, but she's actually a little fox. 2. When a woman pursues a man, there's only a thin veil between them. Not even the God of War can resist the charm of an adorable girl. 3. [Delicate beauty] VS [Icy-faced, steel-straight man] Next story: The Concubine's a High-Risk Profession Xiao Sangrou followed in the footsteps of the great transmigration trendsetter and transmigrated to ancient times. What's more, she ended up as a beautiful woman with a large chest and no brains. Her father is a great general who commands half the army; Her mother is a talented woman from a prestigious family; Her three older brothers are accomplished young men with distinguished military records; And she is breathtakingly beautiful and seductive, like a fox spirit. Less than a month after entering the palace, she had already managed to offend the entire harem, acting out arrogance and haughtiness to perfection. And as a bonus, she had beaten up the emperor's beloved, his moonlight-white crush. Xiao Sangrou looked in the bronze mirror at her peerless beauty and the red marks around her neck, which she had no idea who had left there, and came to a firm conclusion: she was in a high-risk profession. Xiao Sangrou decided to give up and save herself. Compete for the emperor's favor? Isn't eating, drinking, and having fun better? Get jealous? Getting along peacefully with her beautiful sisters was the way to go. Once the emperor died, they could retire together as a group. Have children? That was far too dangerous in ancient times. She couldn't do that! * Not long afterward, People in the palace discovered that after waking from her coma, Beauty Xiao had completely changed. She no longer acted spoiled because of the emperor's favor, no longer sought his attention, and spent all day engrossed in romance novels. The young Emperor Jing, a brilliant strategist who always had everything under control, smiled faintly. "This Xiao woman must be pretending to be aloof to get my attention." Xiao Sangrou: ... (You're imagining things.) [Reading Guide] 1. Because of the hero's particular profession, he is not a virgin. 2. The hero pursues the heroine, and falls for her first. 3. They end up in a monogamous relationship. Theme: Live in the present. Fate is everywhere in life.