Why Am I Carrying the Closet of a Bungo Stray Dogs Character? [Bungo Stray Dogs]

[Chances are this has been abandoned (sheepish). I'll post the outline later, 2022.06.28]

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I transmigrated into another world with no money to my name.

The literary-author-themed gacha game I'd been grinding nonstop had become sentient, and it wanted to crush me.

System: "The literary authors in this world differ too much from their real-life counterparts. You need to correct their OOC behavior."

I let out a cold laugh.

Leaving aside the fact that the literary-author mutts aren't even from the same era, do you seriously expect Dazai to admire Akutagawa?

Yeah, right.

System: "Just say the summoning phrase and you can transform into your card character and use their card skills to complete your missions."

I declared, "Dream on! The literary authors are my precious darlings. I would never lay a hand on them!"

The very next second, I heard the crisp sound of money hitting my account.

Without batting an eye, I said, "Who are we taking down? Let's go! From this moment on, I'm the OOC Police!"

I take it all back.

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Little scene:

Once again, I got caught up in a gang brawl.

To stay alive, I had no choice but to pull out my most precious SSR card and transform.

I was forced to cosplay as a gender-swapped version of Osamu Dazai. To activate my skill, I swallowed my embarrassment and sang at the top of my lungs: "Wowo~ yeah yeah yeah~ Double suicide~ You can't do it alone~ But with two people, you can~"

After dealing with the gang, I turned around and saw Dazai looking at me strangely.

Dazai hesitated: "You...?"

I gave an awkward smile. "I, I'm your fan."

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Notes:

1. The blurb was screenshotted on 2020.4.14.

2. The dress-up system is based on FGO, and the literary-author gacha game's model is Bungo Stray Dogs: Tales of the Lost.

3. Contains OOC and silly, amateurish writing.

4. The male lead hasn't been decided yet. I'll see who has the best chemistry as I write.

Preview: "The Undead Just Want to Link the Fire"

This is the story of the strongest old Ash going around beating up powerful foes.

It's a quick transmigration crossover!

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Ash is an undead awakened by the sound of a bell.

He's very strong.

Just how strong is he...?

"I'm an army all by myself."

No, that's from another story.

"I'm not that strong, just strong enough to have slain dragons and gods."

Everyone: "We finally killed that unbelievably powerful monster!"

They turn around,

and Ash, already revived, is sitting beside a bonfire. He lets out a quiet sigh. "It's a real pain that I can't stay dead."

"But enough about that, "

"Friend, want to get beaten up (crossed out) link the fire?"

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Little scene from Volume One:

Ash (looking grave): "There's no time. Let's finish this quickly."

Everyone (horrified): "What do you mean, there's no time? What's happening?"

Ash: "The anime is about to air!"

Then he took three seconds to smash the King of Curses.

Awake again, Itadori watched Ash and Gojo Satoru hurry off to buy sweets and murmured, "Are all the strongest people like this?"