The Taotie Big Shot Goes Viral After Getting Out of Prison

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Yan Mi was finally released from the monster prison after serving her sentence. She decided to turn over a new leaf and become a law-abiding citizen.

When it came to life, Yan Mi just wanted a stable job, preferably one that provided room and board.

Monster Celebrities Group: Have you heard? That big shot who's been locked up in the monster prison for a hundred thousand years has been released!

[Some time later]

Monster Celebrities Group: Have you heard?! The big shot is entering the entertainment industry! What if we get found out and eaten... (trembling in fear)

[Bottom: an ancient Taotie; top: an ancient phoenix]

[Massive amounts of creative license] [Not a traditional entertainment-industry story]

[Coming next]

[The Days I Was Forced to Work at a Cat Cafe]

The cat bottom is a respectable cat. Driven by poverty, he sells himself to a cat pimp and becomes one of the cats at a cat cafe. Every day, he's forced to work, waiting for a patron to choose him and do as they please, enduring endless humiliation.

Then he meets a man. The man comes every day, but only ever picks him, cuddles him, and strokes him tenderly.

The man says he's the prettiest cat he's ever seen, that he's his favorite of all the cats, that he's his dream cat, and that he wants to take him home.

The cat mother asks the cat bottom if he wants to go with him.

The cat bottom answers, "I do."

The cat mother asks again, "Most men in this world are fickle and faithless. What if one day he gets bored with you, grows tired of you, and abandons you? Would you still be willing to go with him?" The cat bottom answers, "Yes."

Theme: The road is long and arduous, but those who keep going will reach their destination. Keep moving forward, and the future holds promise.