After the Mythical Beasts Revealed Their True Forms on a Variety Show

[My ongoing novel, Rumors I Make Up Offhand All Turn Into Scandalous Revelations, is available in my author page~] Long Qingqing was an ancient dragon. While fighting her nemesis Feng Lijiu, she fell into a spatial rift and transmigrated into a book. The two not only lost their memories, but also had a silly bird for a son. He's a real bird, and he's really silly. The plot is nearing its end, and the family of three is about to join a survival variety show on a deserted island, where they'll all drown in the finale. Long Qingqing: It's time to show the humans what a dragon can really do. While the other contestants struggle to find food, Long Qingqing is already feasting on tuna, giant lobsters, and king crabs. While the other contestants are exhausted from trying to soothe their children, Long Qingqing has a tiger couple who have gained intelligence and a little red panda spirit help look after her bird son. There's even a giant sea turtle who claims to be a dragon's subject and insists on serving as her chancellor. As the variety show nears its end, Feng Lijiu accidentally falls into the sea and regains his memories of the World of Mountains and Seas in a panic. The two have never gotten along. Feng Lijiu instinctively transforms into a phoenix and spews a huge ball of fire at Long Qingqing. Long Qingqing immediately transforms into a dragon and fights that nasty phoenix, just as she has countless times before. Their silly bird son transforms with all his might into a golden-red bird. Flapping his wings, he cries excitedly, “They're fighting! Hey, they're fighting!” The viewers watching the livestream: ??? Are my eyes playing tricks on me? A divider where the author begs for favorites Ongoing novel: Rumors I Make Up Offhand All Turn Into Scandalous Revelations It isn't until someone pushes Jiang Xuexun into the sea that she realizes she's transmigrated into a book, and that the plot is barreling off in a fantasy direction. For example, she discovers that all the rumors she makes up offhand turn into scandalous revelations: Her best friend's scumbag boyfriend hooks up with the company boss's younger sister to get a role, then turns around and accuses her best friend of being the other woman. Jiang Xuexun: Tsk, what resources could the boss's sister possibly have? That scumbag must be sleeping with the boss. He's going back and forth between the siblings, and he really isn't worried about ruining his kidneys! The next day, a blogger reveals that the scumbag and the boss were caught in bed together. Proof that either of them can take either role, beyond doubt! Her business partner comes from a blended family. His stepfather's son fears he'll get a share of the inheritance and keeps undermining him. Even after he leaves to start his own business, the stepbrother still won't let up. Jiang Xuexun: You may not be his biological child, but your stepbrother might not be either. Maybe his mom had him with some other man and got your stepfather to raise him. Before long, the stepfather slaps a paternity test in his stepson's face and tells him to pack his bags and get out. Her coworker shows off her loving relationship every day, and Jiang Xuexun thinks it's pathetic. People flaunt what they're missing. Then she stumbles across an absolutely explosive revelation: Her coworker's husband is a gay man who married her under false pretenses and treats her as a baby-making tool. He not only made her have his child, but also made her have a child for his lover. He really knows how to get the most out of people. Most parents pressure their children to marry, but her friend's parents keep sabotaging her relationships. Her friend thinks it's because her parents love her too much, and can only accept it helplessly. Jiang Xuexun: Are you sure they didn't kidnap you? They don't want you to get married because they're afraid you'll find out the truth and stop supporting them when they're old. Hurry home and check whether they've taken out accident insurance on you. Then her friend, who narrowly escapes an accident, takes the couple to court. They're found guilty of multiple crimes, including kidnapping, psychological abuse, and attempted murder for insurance fraud. Jiang Xuexun: Sigh, I just said it offhand. How was I supposed to know they really were that awful? * Ao Che is a dragon who has only just come of age. One day, he finds a woman in red in his waters and unilaterally decides that she's the bride the humans have sacrificed to him. To show his gratitude, Ao Che goes out of his way to make it rain nearby. Fishermen by the sea: Ugh, how annoying. A sudden downpour means we can't go out to sea. Having thanked the humans, Ao Che wants to lay eggs with his bride. Jiang Xuexun (screaming): A monster! Don't come any closer! Aaaah! As her memories return, Jiang Xuexun feels increasingly guilty, because she keeps dreaming that she runs Ao Che through with her sword. Blood pours out and stains the entire sea red. Jiang Xuexun: Uh... I could never be so cruel and ungrateful. My memories must be wrong! A divider where the author begs for favorites Here are a few recommendations for my completed novels: Historical farming: After My Whole Family Transmigrated, My Father Rose to Become Chief Grand Secretary Xianxia gossip: After Transmigrating, I Became the Ultimate Gossip King Modern romance transmigration: I Was Delighted to Become the Villainess Farming in the Eighties: My Rebirth Has Something to Do with You A divider where the author begs for favorites My Weibo: Jinjiang Bo Yun Jian. Feel free to say hi. Theme: The greater the power, the greater the responsibility. Protect a peaceful home.