After Lin Erlang got married, three things gave him a splitting headache:
First, how could he persuade his wife to divorce him?
Second, what should he do if his wife decided to divorce him?
Third, why couldn't they consummate their marriage this way, or that way, or any way at all?!!!
Little Theater
Lin Dalang: My younger brother doesn't cherish his wife. Should I go comfort my sister-in-law, who's stuck in a loveless marriage?
Lin Erlang: Hmph, that's exactly what I want, for you two to get together. Then I can divorce her!
Servant: Oh no! Second Young Madam has been kidnapped by your enemy, Wang Batian, to be his bandit wife!
Lin Erlang: What the hell, come on, we're going to rescue her... Huh? How did Wang Batian die?
Everyone: Your wife killed him with one slash.
Su Fu: My lord, I heard you were going to divorce me?
Lin Baoyuan: I didn't! It wasn't me! Who said that?
Reader's Guide:
1. The first few chapters are a slow burn, but after that it's all sweetness and doting.
2. A love story full of everyday warmth. If that's not your thing, don't read.
3. 30% of the book is protected from piracy for 24 hours.
New book, please add it to your reading list: I Actually Saved the World by Trying to Get Myself Killed
Blurb 1:
The world in Ding Jianjian's eyes is a modern-day Wonderland, where everyone has an amusing animal form:
The delivery guy has leopard ears on his head, twitches his leopard whiskers, and drags a leopard tail behind him, running as fast as the wind.
The woman chopping meat has a long face, small eyes, and round ears. When she grins, two huge hippo tusks show.
The bespectacled girl at the company reception has eight spindly spider legs on her back. They all bob up and down as she types, making for a strangely satisfying sight...
But one day, the world starts to descend into madness, and the "animals" become increasingly twisted. "Come on, let's party! Let's go wild! The world's about to end, so why bother acting human?"
Ding Jianjian: ...Disgusting animals, you're hurting my eyes. I'll save the world myself.
So she teaches a certain stupid dog how to behave in her dreams and tears into a certain unscrupulous young boss in real life.
Then she checks at the library and discovers that the stupid dog isn't a dog at all, but the vicious beast Taotie!
She looks into the real world and finds that the young boss isn't just some nobody. He's the mastermind behind all the chaos.
Oh no, my legs are weak!
Covers her eyes. She doesn't want to remember all the reckless things she's done!
Whatever. Saving the world is too hard. She'll just lie flat instead.
Taotie the dog: Woof! You can do it. Kiss me once to save one person, love me for life to save all humanity.
Theme:
Congratulations. It's really not easy to be the first to write 200 chapters. Finally finished reading it In fact, I quite like some of the content, but I don't like some of the content. After all, I usually use novels to eat every day. The more I write later, the bigger the frame, and I feel a little tired from reading it. This male protagonist is really unique. But maybe it's too realistic and I feel unsatisfied.
Congratulations on the completion, spread flowers and flowers
So Du Feng can be regarded as getting a piece of happiness?
O(∩_∩)O haha~
It seems like there are two missing words.
So talented, there are always more solutions than problems
Most people can't afford people like Lin Er.
No! I'm vomiting blood and waiting
Come on, look forward to the next episode
One ring after another, it's so exciting