You're Straight Too? That's Great!

A short story where I let loose. It’s free! It was originally an upcoming novel, but I accidentally messed it up while fiddling with the settings and published it directly. I’ll finish updating it as soon as I’m back. Please add my new novel next door to your favorites and check it out: "Because I’m a Little Kitty". A super lively cat-like bottom and a mind-reading CEO, mostly silly everyday antics! The whole thing is already written!!! Blurb: An He works at a gay bar to pay his tuition. As the only straight guy in the whole place, he gets hit on every day by a bunch of horny bottoms trying to drag him into their world. But he’s resolute, chaste, and as straight as a steel rod. There’s no way he’ll ever turn gay in this lifetime. So no one can ever find out that he works at a gay bar! But fate has other plans. One day... he locks eyes with the school heartthrob, who has just walked into the gay bar... An He: “Oh no, it’s all over! Will he think I’m gay!? Wait, is the school heartthrob gay?” What he doesn’t know is what the school heartthrob is thinking... Bai Qing: “Damn! I lost a game of truth or dare, and they deliberately picked the gay bar farthest from campus. How did I still run into the department heartthrob!? My reputation is ruined! Wait, is the department heartthrob gay?” And so the two “straight guys,” both convinced the other is gay and afraid of being misunderstood, begin dancing around each other... After they clear up the misunderstanding, it’s only natural for the two to sit in the gay bar: One says, “I’m supporting a friend’s business and having a drink with an old pal.” The other says, “With you around, I don’t have to watch gay guys fall in love every day. We’ll be friends for life.” The other horny bottoms: “...You two are way gayer than we are!!!” Note: This is my own unrealistic take on gay bars and gay men, and the trope is pretty old. Please don’t compare it to real-life gay men. Theme: Nothing much