[Ashes of Love] The Lazy Heavenly Emperor's Tale

In his previous life, Luo Yu's girlfriend held his head down in front of the computer and wouldn't let him skip anything. He had to watch all sixty-three episodes of Ashes of Love, and she even made him admit that Runyu was the most handsome man in the Six Realms. Luo Yu scoffed. What a waste of time. He'd rather play games. Until one day, he woke up and found that he had a shimmering silver fish tail... no, a dragon tail. His jerk of a father, the Heavenly Emperor: This child takes after me. His stepmother of the year, the Goddess: Don't think I don't know about your wicked ambition to harm Xufeng, you vile son! The second phoenix who hates studying: Brother, Xufeng has no intention of fighting you for the throne of Heavenly Emperor. I only ask that you give Jinmi to me! The Frostflower carrying a Fallen Pill: Little Fish Immortal, Little Fish Immortal, I want to save Rou Rou by gathering spiritual power. When will you have time to cultivate with me? His mentally unstable birth mother: Li'er, you must become Heavenly Emperor and avenge our Dragon-Fish Clan! Luo Yu rubbed his forehead. What a headache. I only want to be a lazy fish. Reader's note (very important): All rights belong to the author Dian Xian. This is a parody written for fun, with simplistic prose. The Great Hall's character is extremely out of character. The final pairing is a danmei narcissism story. The tags are incorrect because they can't be changed freely after posting. If you don't like it, click the X.