The Tsundere Emperor's Guide to Winning His Wife Back

[My silly new novel next door, After Transmigrating into a Book, I Became the Demon King's TV, is currently being serialized. Please give it some support!]

Novel blurb:

Su Shu was proper and well-behaved in the first half of her life, then carefree and unruly in the second.

Once she was free of all restraints, she let loose, like a wild horse that's broken free of its reins. No one could hold her back.

To overturn Zhao Hong's long-held opinion of her, Su Shu made a grand refusal to consummate their marriage on their wedding night.

How could Zhao Hong, with his short temper, put up with that? Furious, he immediately swore that even if every woman in his harem died, he would never touch her again!

The first thing he did after storming away that day was make the eunuch beside him swear a terrible oath: if he ever ate osmanthus cakes again, may he be struck by five thunderbolts.

The eunuch was completely bewildered, but didn't dare disobey.

As soon as the oath was sworn, Zhao Hong tossed him a plate of osmanthus cakes. "Eat."

Eunuch: "..."

After watching him swallow the cakes through his tears, Zhao Hong stepped outside and looked up at the sky.

A boundless sea of brilliant stars stretched overhead.

The man's lips kept curling upward as he stood in the night.

[His Majesty's version of the blurb]

As the ruler of a nation, he had a harem of three thousand beauties.

But among all the beauties, he chose only one. It wasn't because she was the closest at hand. The truth was, she had taken over his heart when they were young.

Before she entered the palace, he thought she was gentle, quiet, respectful, and well-mannered. Who knew that the moment she arrived, she'd show her true colors on the very first day?

She refused to consummate their marriage, and even said she didn't like him!

He was the dream of three hundred million young women in the Great Chao. How could she not like him? How could she not?!

This woman was simply unreasonable and utterly despicable! She was also a master of acting, as fake as they came!

But how could he make her fall for him? He'd have to plan it carefully.

1. Don't let the first few chapters fool you! This is a silly comedy! A silly comedy! A very silly comedy!!! It's hilarious and lively, and it's also a food story and a warm, healing tale. There's no angst in the whole novel, not even a single shard of glass~

2. Readers who prefer chaste characters are welcome. Though His Majesty has a harem of three thousand, he passes through a field of flowers without so much as a leaf touching him.

3. This novel is fictional, completely fictional, and doesn't stand up to scrutiny at all. The female lead has a seriously overpowered golden finger, but this isn't a power fantasy. It's a sweet romance, the kind that's sweet without being cloying.

Blurb for After Transmigrating into a Book, I Became the Demon King's TV:

After transmigrating into a book, Ruan Jie became the empress of a tyrannical demon king in the cultivation world.

His name was Ying Mei, and he was a genuinely insane, murderous lunatic.

Ruan Jie, who was always trying to escape, believed she'd survived this long thanks to her superb acting skills.

Little did she know, Ying Mei could read minds! And he could see pictures, too!

So whenever Ruan Jie thought to herself:

Ah, another day of being clever.

She'd get a disdainful, disgusted look from Ying Mei.

But this was what Ruan Jie thought when she got that look:

He's peeking at me again!

Sigh, this irresistible beauty of mine.

Ying Mei: ...

Before meeting Ruan Jie, the only way Ying Mei could temporarily ease the rage and pain in his heart was by killing people.

After meeting her, he found other pleasures besides murder:

Watching her terrible acting,

listening to her dramatic inner monologue,

pinching her very pinchable cheeks,

holding her warm, cozy body,

using her brain to watch the entire My Fair Princess series...

And then, before he knew it,

he was hooked.

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