The Easygoing Fortune Teller's Daily Life of Wooing Her Husband

Those with ambition are often troubled, and those who love deeply rarely live long. How many rises and falls have there been throughout history? Don't fret. We might as well go out for drinks together!

Lu Buyu is a little charlatan who tells fortunes beneath an overpass. Known as Lu the Half-Immortal, he spends his days spouting nonsense, living off whatever he can get, and waiting to die. Who would have thought that one day he'd come home to find a nest of rabbits, while a strange melody played from a music box?

A broken pocket watch, a little girl in a red cape, playing cards marked with eerie patterns, a strange nursery rhyme, bizarre legends, and a fresh-faced young beauty...

Lu Buyu: Baby! I've missed you so much. Come over here and let your big brother give you a kiss. Hey, don't tug... Ah!! Go easy on me! You little brat, are you trying to kill me?

Jiang Fuchuan: You... stop talking.

Lu Buyu: Tomorrow, tomorrow I'll definitely make you mine! (Looking pitiful)

Jiang Fuchuan: …

Lu Buyu gazed up at the sky and thought: I'll just treat it like indulging a child. What can I say? I adore you!

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1. This novel will go VIP on Saturday, April 6 (may everything go smoothly!), with 9,000 words dropping that day, plus a red-envelope giveaway!

2. One-on-one, happy ending: a serious, tsundere younger top x a lecherous, flamboyant fortune-teller bottom.

3. It's more or less a series of connected short stories, but the top and bottom carry through the whole thing. Most details about the underworld are my own inventions.

4. I'll generally update daily, and will ask for leave if something comes up.

[New Novel Coming Soon: Seven Deadly Sins of the Mortal World]

Three years ago, in order to catch a criminal suspect, Duan Shuzhi was pressured by Director Liu into going undercover as a waiter at a gay bar. As a top-tier top, he should have been in his element in a place full of bottoms. But with a mission to carry out, his good looks became a nuisance, so he wore a plain ring and pretended to be married. Before long, nobody paid him any attention.

Unexpectedly, Ye Ci, a wet-behind-the-ears college student, insisted he was Duan Shuzhi's husband. Could Captain Duan, a top who loves pretty faces, possibly pass up this fresh meat that had come right to his door? Of course not!

A year after they got married, Duan Shuzhi suddenly discovered it had all been nothing but a bet.

Three years later, someone asks: What's it like to run into your ex-husband while working a case?

Duan Shuzhi tapped the table with his long, clean fingers. "Well, if it isn't Second Young Master Ye. What, did you get yourself locked up just to see me? Is your ass itching?"

A young officer eavesdropping around the corner carefully wrote down: "Motive for the crime: Coveted Captain Duan's good looks and traveled a thousand miles to offer up his ass."

Ye Ci sat up straight and said respectfully, "Brother Duan, wasn't I good to you last night? You were moaning so..."

Duan Shuzhi was blazing with rage. "Say another word and I'll castrate you!"

The young officer stared blankly at the words "traveled a thousand miles to offer up his ass," then silently pointed the arrow at Duan Shuzhi...