A Guide to Getting Divorced [Book Transmigration]

[I didn't have time to write yesterday. I'll see whether I can write today's chapter today. Don't wait up. If I post it, it'll be in the evening. I don't have time during the day.] Xie Meng, who'd been coasting through life, loses her only support in the Yuan family. One day, she has a dream and learns that this world is an old-fashioned romance novel full of tortured love. What's more, her husband is a blind fool of a male lead who only loves the white-lotus female lead. Xie Meng decides she won't play along with the leads. She wants a divorce. But the blind, foolish male lead refuses. So Xie Meng begins a long campaign of chaos to get divorced. At first... Xie Meng throws herself on the floor and makes a scene: "I want a divorce, a divorce, a divorce." The domineering CEO, the blind male lead, says with a wicked smile, "Woman, you can't get a divorce just because you want one." Later... The domineering CEO, the blind male lead, pleads pitifully: "You really want a divorce? I signed it, I signed it, I really, really signed it." Xie Meng: "Are you a broken record? Just sign it already!" The male lead looks utterly miserable: "I really, really, really signed it!!!" Xie Meng: "Uh, wait. Is this my divorce settlement?" The pitiful male lead guiltily looks away. And the ending is... Xie Meng stares speechlessly at her ex-husband, who's moved into her new home with her. "Why are you living at my place?" The domineering CEO, the blind male lead, acts like a puppy: "I'm already so pitiful. You're still kicking me out?" Xie Meng: "...So? What does that have to do with me, ex-husband?" The domineering CEO, the blind male lead, immediately turns cold again: "My name is on this house too." Xie Meng suddenly understands: "Oh. I guess it is." And so the male lead and his cannon-fodder ex-wife live happily ever after together... [This story will enter VIP serialization tomorrow, with a super-sized chapter. Please show your support. Thank you.] Content warnings: 1. The male lead is the original male lead. 2. Silly comedy. 4. The writing may perhaps possibly be just okay. In short, if you don't like it, click the X right away. 5. For now, updates are 3,000 words a day, at 9 a.m. 6. More to be added if I think of anything. Coming next: The Idol's White Moonlight Was Me All Along Ruan Qing is an eighteenth-tier actress in the entertainment industry. She's also a level-ten fan of the "Yuzhong Shenchang" ship's super topic. Every day, she uses an alt account to check in and vote on time. She dreams of Mo Zhongdan and Xin Wenrui making their relationship public one day. One day, her agent gets her a script. The male lead is Mo Zhongdan, and the female lead is Xin Wenrui. Ruan Qing, who's lost her mind shipping them, decides to go to the set and keep shipping them. After she joins the production... Mo Zhongdan's agent: "Have you noticed that Ruan Qing keeps looking at you?" Mo Zhongdan pauses with his cup in hand and glances sideways at his agent. "Are you sure?" Ruan Qing: Aaaaaah! The cup in the movie star's hand is the same style as the movie queen's! Mo Zhongdan: Did she notice that she and I have the same color cup? Blurb Two Idol Mo Zhongdan has had a crush on Ruan Qing for two years, and every day he only dares to follow her with an alt account. He matches with her in every way he can. After two years of holding back, he finally decides to make a move. He hears that Ruan Qing has recently taken a supporting role in a wuxia drama. Mo Zhongdan drops all his work to audition. The company and production team are stunned. Later... Mo Zhongdan: "Qingqing, what do you think of my look today?" Ruan Qing: "So handsome! So handsome! You and Senior Wenrui look perfect together." Mo Zhongdan: "..." I picked a look that matches yours. Theme: