Anyone Who Can Read Is a Literary Great [Interstellar]

In the interstellar age, Chinese characters could not provide mental power, so Huaguo abolished them. After transmigrating here, Sang Wen had just accepted this premise and was writing novels and learning Chinese characters with great enthusiasm when a pair of chubby little hands, a plump paw, and a fluffy little tail suddenly tugged at his clothes. He looked down to see a whole crowd of little boys, little girls, and fluffy creatures gazing up at him. The adorable little ones cried out happily, “Daddy!” Only later did the new humans across the stars discover the truth... Chinese characters could not provide mental power because they had all become spirits! So... this is the story of a literary genius raising kids while his secret identities fly everywhere. He’s writing along, and the Chinese characters keep turning into little ones who want food and drink and throw tantrums and act cute. Can he please just focus on writing already?! ① A feel-good power fantasy. The protagonist writes novels like crazy and learns simplified characters, traditional characters, small seal script, oracle-bone script, and all sorts of others. Every one of those characters can become a spirit, turn into a little kid, or become a fluffy creature! ② The protagonist is the seme. The uke is also a Chinese character who has become a spirit. That’s right! He is! A Chinese character who became a spirit! (Very loudly) Wow! A calm, self-possessed powerhouse who suddenly becomes a dad seme × a beautiful, lovestruck uke who’s head over heels in love ③ Find me on Weibo at @JianjuanOWO. Come hang out~ - [My completed novel, “The Goofy Seme Makes Money in an Angsty Novel,” is available by clicking on my author page. Kisses!] Blurb: Lu Cheng has transmigrated into a book! Multiple transmigrations, multiple identities, all the delicious angst you could ask for. There’s everything from angsty body-double stories and heart-ripping torture stories to fake-and-real young master stories and showbiz sugar-daddy stories. In every book, Lu Cheng plays a different role. The body double who really is a body double, the real young master who really is the real one, the caged bird who really is a bird. All you scummy semes, line up and take your seats. Old-school abusive scum seme A: I’m going to give you the whole kidney-removal-and-heart-plucking package. Angsty body-double scum seme B: You should be honored to be his replacement. Flirty playboy scum seme C: I love you, but only a little. Don’t push your luck or take my kindness for granted. First comes the angsty body-double treatment, then the heart-ripping and kidney-removing. Struggling to survive, he works hard to make money. Multiple identities mean twice the work. (Demonic smile) He’ll fleece the capitalists for every last cent and drain the scummy semes’ wallets dry. In the end, the scummy semes all sob and plead: “I’m bankrupt, but I know you love me. Let’s work hard together and make a comeback...” Lu Cheng can hardly believe his ears. “I don’t know where you got that idea. But if you’re bankrupt, of course I’m leaving.” And how many times have I told you? I’m the seme. Oh, right, you’re bankrupt. So I’m not only the seme, I’m your dad. ① Seme-focused, goofy transmigration-into-a-book story. A 1.9-meter-tall seme in gold-rimmed glasses, full of resentment toward a world of hopeless romantics. Couple: a money-mad seme who only cares about money, not his boss × the only career-minded uke in the transmigrated-book world. Together, the seme and uke drain the CEOs’ wallets dry. Hehe. ② This story has a strong showbiz element. It includes plays within the story, variety shows within the story, novels within the story, on-screen comments, forum-style posts, and more~ Hope you enjoy this kind of thing~ ③ Thanks for discovering me. Juanjuan loves you! owo (finger hearts) - Theme: The fate of a civilization whose history has been lost in the universe.