Limited to 500 words. One day, the emperor, Li Heng, and the crown prince were poking an ant hill beneath a big tree in front of the imperial study.
Li Heng: Zhen'er, do you like your father or your mother more?
Li Zhen: Mother!
Li Heng: That won't do.
Li Zhen: Why not?
Li Heng: Because your mother is mine.
Li Zhen: But I don't like Father!
Li Heng: Why not?
Li Zhen: Because Grand Tutor Yang said Father was useless when he was young, and Mother used to beat him until his face was black and blue!
Li Heng's face turned dark!
Li Zhen: Grand Tutor Yang also said that Father was very lecherous when he was young, and liked sneaking peeks at other people's wives!
Li Heng: He's talking nonsense. He's even more lecherous than your father!
Li Zhen: Do you have proof?
Li Heng: He even abducted a nun and made her his wife. Think about it! Other people's wives can get married, but nuns aren't allowed to marry. He even dared to marry a nun! Doesn't that make him lecherous?
Li Zhen: Father and Grand Tutor Yang are both lecherous!
Li Heng's face was dark as he asked, "What else did your Grand Tutor Yang say?"
Li Zhen: Grand Tutor Yang also said Mother is really, really amazing!
Li Heng: At least he finally said something sensible!
Li Zhen: Grand Tutor Yang said that when Mother gives Father a glance, Father doesn't even dare to breathe!
Li Heng: He's talking nonsense!
Li Zhen: Grand Tutor Yang said Mother could crush Father's bones with just one hand!
Li Heng smiled. "She crushed his walnuts! How could your mother bear to crush me?"
