The No. 1 Koi of Immortality

Yu Xian is a koi carp in Jinjiang River. He has been blessed with good luck and good luck since he was a child. He eats and waits for death every day. As he mixes around, his cultivation level soars, and he is only a hair away from ascension. Yu Xian: "Don't fly, you're lazy." Unexpectedly, one day the fish lost its front fin, and Yu Xian accidentally got drunk and ran aground on the shore. He was picked up by a Taoist priest and brought back to the Taoist temple. From then on, he changed from a "fish in the river" to a "fish in the tank." Yu Xian thought to himself: It seems like a good life with someone raising it and offering incense. However, the Taoist priest refused to let him spend his life in peace, and came to the tank every three days to poke him—— "There is a severe drought in Jinzhou. I hope you can help make some rain." Yu Xian turned over the belly of the fish: "Don't look for me, I'm already a salted fish." "There is a family in the south of the city that is suffering from bad luck. I hope you can go over and do something about it." Yu Xian flicked the fish's tail: "Don't look for me, I'm already a useless fish." "The Taoist temple needs to be repaired and renovated. I hope..." Yu Xian stared at him with dead eyes: "Don't look for me, I'm already a dead fish." - Unexpectedly, a few months later, when the Taoist temple was in crisis, the senior salted fish suddenly stepped forward and leveled the world with a sword, and the world was eclipsed. Xuanjing looked at someone who was coming back against the light. His red clothes were stained with blood, and he was standing against the wind... With a few fish scales flying off. Yu Xian lazily returned the sword to its sheath and said nonchalantly: "The effort of lifting the fin is not worth mentioning." Xuanjing: "Where's the salted fish we promised?" Yu Xian blinked: "Elder brother, a kiss is not salty." ​#Intermittent complacency, continuous eating and waiting to die# #Who says you can't have both laziness and strength? That's because you haven't met me# Cowardly and promiscuous·Fancy laziness and salty fish × Cold face and warm heart·Specialized in treating all kinds of salted fish attacks Food guide: ·This article is about cultivating immortality and cultivating merits. High merits will lead to soaring. ·1V1 main subject he Intention: